We all know he was offered to direct this film but turned it down due to not having final cut and he went on to Dune (WTF?) instead.

What would a David Lynch ROTJ have ended up being like (plot, look, feel, dialogue, etc.)?  Backwards talking dancing Yoda?  Only see Vader and the Emperor in dreams? 

Serious and funny replies are most welcome.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Probably the baby from ERASERHEAD under Vader's helmet.

The Emperor flying about spitting on folk.

Hehe, I just watched the film! It would've been fun to see some owls on those Endor trees...

Seriously, I do think DL made definitely the right choice not to direct this thing. As he explains it in Lynch on Lynch, it's George Lucas' vision, not his. Being the visionary Lynch is, it would've been awful... but otoh, the film was finished 1983 while Dune is a 1984 release... they would've probably blocked each other. Oh well.

Luke yelling "E-LEC-TRI-CI-TYYY" while within the lightning grasp of the Emperor?

-The Emperor and/or Yoda would take five minutes to walk across the screen a la Senor Droolcup and Dell Mibbler

-closeup shots in the Death Star of industrial equipment and smoke

- Jabba would be Canadian

- Luke would be a gray character (duality personified)

- the Emperor would only be seen in dreams and visions

-Cloud City would be more like the Pink Room

-Princess Leia would have cinnamon bun hair wigs the size of monster truck tires

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Per usual, Booth takes his posting level up a notch.  Excellent!

Princess Leia would do away with her slave outfit altogether in Lynch's R rated ROTJ.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Amen to that.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Number 4 here: http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/top-5-david-lynch-mashups/

Make sure you watch Numbers 2 and 3. They're genius. Especially the shot of Ted Danson, genuinely unnerving.

1-Rebels now plan assault on second Death Star in a diner

2-Sy Snootles replaced by Julee Cruise

3-Lando Calrissian now completely fucking nuts

4-Death Star now made entirely of wood

5-Luke finds out Leia is his sister...bangs her anyway

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

I'd love to see Han Solo say " Here's to fucking"

Have Darth Vader gag and then hump The Emperor after doing Nitrus oxide while Luke watches in horror.

Yoda could  also babble about some cryptic nonsense and Obi Wan could become a fucked up Dream "Fire Walk With Me"

 I bet Lucas is glad Lynch never tried it it would look quite diffrent in retrospect i'd love to  see it in some alternate universe.