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1. Tuesday, June 23, 2009 3:21 PM
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I have had an idea. Would anyone on this forum like to be involved in the assasination of Lynch?

 
2. Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4:35 PM
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I have an idea. Maybe the Internet's not for everyone.


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3. Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:48 PM
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You are REALLY upset with him for doing drugs, huh?

 
4. Tuesday, June 23, 2009 10:24 PM
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I am already loving this thread.


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5. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 2:42 AM
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spelling errors are all well and good...but having them in the thread title, hmm....is this BOBbette in another guise?

 
6. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:09 AM
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I don't like that he's switched to digital either but I don't think that's a reason to kill him.  He is probably impervious to harm anyways.

I think you need a vacation Hitpack.  I'm sure you can find a DL hating board out there somewhere.

 
7. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 6:23 AM
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only if it's 100% clear that it's a retaliatory strike in response to inland empire

 
8. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 7:20 AM
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The hashishination of David Lynch.

 
9. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 7:28 AM
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QUOTE:The hashishination of David Lynch.

So he wants us to get Lynch into smoking pot yet he doesn't like him doing so...

I'm confused...

 
10. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 7:46 AM
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So he wants us to get Lynch into smoking pot yet he doesn't like him doing so...

No mon, we turn Lynch into pot and then smoke him, thus absorbing his magic powers.

 
11. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 8:03 AM
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QUOTE: No mon, we turn Lynch into pot and then smoke him, thus absorbing his magic powers.

 

god, FINALLY
 

 
12. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:06 AM
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Or perhaps after his demise, we could have him cremated and snort his ashes ala Keith Richards and his dad.

 
13. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 10:25 AM
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Is Inland Empire not good i havent seen it yet as i'm waiting for a rainy day i've seen clips and it looks pretty good better than Mulholland Dr and probably his first really wacky film since Lost Highway.

 
14. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 11:20 AM
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It will do nothing to assuage your concerns regarding Lynch and drug use.


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15. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 3:55 PM
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QUOTE:Is Inland Empire not good i havent seen it yet as i'm waiting for a rainy day i've seen clips and it looks pretty good better than Mulholland Dr and probably his first really wacky film since Lost Highway.

 I'm still trying to get into Inland Empire.  The more I watch it, the more i like it.  But, it still isnt in the same catergory as Mulholland Dr. or Lost Highway.


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16. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 7:50 PM
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David Lynch died in 1975, the guy we all know is a double... If you listen to Waldo's tape backwards you can hear "Gordon Cole is the walrus"...

 
17. Wednesday, June 24, 2009 8:41 PM
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   But, it still isnt in the same catergory as Mulholland Dr. or Lost Highway.

 the category is called "good movies"

 
18. Thursday, June 25, 2009 3:57 PM
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Yo, Hitpack.  There is only room for one "bad guy" on this board.  Get da ****  out!  Boom!  Boom!  Pow! Fergie forever!


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19. Thursday, June 25, 2009 4:41 PM
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Is Inland Empire as good as Mr's Doubtfire?

 
20. Friday, June 26, 2009 1:14 PM
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QUOTE:Is Inland Empire as good as Mr's Doubtfire?

 That misplaced apostrophe just made me happy in my pants.


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21. Friday, June 26, 2009 3:31 PM
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QUOTE:Is Inland Empire as good as Mr's Doubtfire?

 Better than Mrs Doubtfire, but worse than Tootsie.


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22. Friday, June 26, 2009 3:34 PM
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 Better than Mrs Doubtfire, but worse than Tootsie.

 But Tootsie is better than 80's TV classic "Bosom Buddies", but worse than "Some Like It Hot". So you do the math.


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23. Friday, June 26, 2009 3:42 PM
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 Better than Mrs Doubtfire, but worse than Tootsie.

 But Tootsie is better than 80's TV classic "Bosom Buddies", but worse than "Some Like It Hot". So you do the math.

 But "Kids in the Hall" is better than all of them combined.


Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

 
24. Friday, June 26, 2009 4:04 PM
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QUOTE:
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 Better than Mrs Doubtfire, but worse than Tootsie.

 But Tootsie is better than 80's TV classic "Bosom Buddies", but worse than "Some Like It Hot". So you do the math.

 But "Kids in the Hall" is better than all of them combined.
... especially when Dave Foley looks exactly like Isabella Rossellini!
 

 
25. Friday, June 26, 2009 4:06 PM
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QUOTE:
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 Better than Mrs Doubtfire, but worse than Tootsie.

 But Tootsie is better than 80's TV classic "Bosom Buddies", but worse than "Some Like It Hot". So you do the math.

 But "Kids in the Hall" is better than all of them combined.
... especially when Dave Foley looks exactly like Isabella Rossellini!
 

 Poor Dave.  He looks better as a woman!


Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

 

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