The Departed
Dream Girls or Show Girls?
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Dream Girls
Flashdance or Fame?
Fame...you can't front on Alan Parker...oh wait, Evita, okay there's one exception...
Paris, Texas or Until The End of the World?
"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love."
Paris, Texas
The English Patient or The Piano?
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
The Piano - no contest.
Love scene from the English Patient OR Love scene in a Qantas airline?
English Patient
Stigmata or Dogma?
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Oh, I'm a Dogma person. Dog Day Afternoon or Cat People ('82 remake)?
Dog Day Afternoon
Serpico or Dirty Harry?
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Hey, Staring Man, you've already asked this question! :-) February 18, it's even on this page!
I'm not crazy for any but I'd rather say Dirty Harry.
A look at some older ones...
David Lynch or Luis Bunuel? - Totally Lynch! There were some Bunuel films which I thought were really good but all in all a big NO for this gentleman from me.
Godfather or Godfather 2? The first one... I couldn't help falling asleep on the second part. And then I dreamt of what it got all the Oscars for ;-)
Philidelphia or Forest Gump? Forrest! It may be cheesy but all in all it's a wonderfully told story which has something really worthy to say (even if given in a overly melodramatic way). Philadelphia is pretentious and emotionally dishonest. Another NO (Bunuel is better ;-)).
Babel or The Departed? Two recent films that I had many chances of seeing and still haven't 
Paris, Texas or Until The End of the World? Now that's a good question. Paris Texas had much better reviews but I remember I liked Until the End... quite a lot. Don't know which one to choose but I think if I was to rate, they'd get the same rate.
The English Patient or The Piano? oh man... two masterpieces (they say), both of which bored the hell out of me... yeah, Piano.. perhaps.
OK, if someone got to read to the bottom of my post, here is a question:
Apocalypse Now original version or Redux?
Bobi 1 Kenobi
B. Beware
O. Of
B. BOB
original
Elf or Christmas Story?
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"