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26. Friday, March 2, 2007 10:00 PM
JVSCant RE: Is Britney Spears like Laura Palmer?


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I couldn't care less about chez Federline, but those pictures were fun to see, Susan.

As far as Ms Spears goes, all I can say is that I'm confident she'll be waving the God flag when she comes out the other side. 


 
27. Saturday, March 3, 2007 1:26 AM
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All I can think of is that shot of her, bald, with an umbrella, attacking a papparazzi's SUV, chunky thighs and all, and those horrendous I'Net pix of her um, girl parts, with the Cesaerean Section scar lines clearly visible, neatly and unfortunately shaved, getting out of a car with Paris Hilton. Um, that's not even attractive...

And, I've never heard one of her songz.

But, ugh, whatta way for an ex-Mousekateer to plop on the heap o' History!

Nicole Smith, step aside! We have a new reprobate!

 
28. Saturday, March 3, 2007 9:17 AM
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She SHOULD be like Laura.. DEAD & trapped in the Black Lodge!!! She'd likely drive BOB & co. nuts & make them go back to Planet Garmonbozia, or wherever they came from...

 
29. Sunday, March 4, 2007 9:41 PM
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No she shouldn't! She does not deserve death! She's a good person. She never hurt anybody. All she wanted to do was entertain her fans and provide them with music.

 
30. Monday, March 5, 2007 10:27 AM
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Here is the latest installment from IDLYITW : ------------- ------------------ ----------------- Britney Spears allegedly attempted to kill herself over the weekend by trying to hang herself with a bed sheet in her room at the Promises Residential Treatment Center.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!" "The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed."

This makes the third time in a month that Britney has "tried" to kill herself, so maybe she just needs a little encouragement. Or at least somebody to kick the chair.

Source

posted by Todd on Monday, March 05, 2007 | Link This Article | 24 comments

 
31. Monday, March 5, 2007 11:53 AM
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QUOTE:No she shouldn't! She does not deserve death! She's a good person. She never hurt anybody. All she wanted to do was entertain her fans and provide them with music.

  I was just joking, man. Apparently she's replaced Madonna as her role model with Courtney Love. Didn't know she'd gone so far overboard. Here's hoping she has a speedy recovery, at least for her children's sake. At far as entertaining (& no, I'm not a fan), she hasn't even recorded any music for what, like 3 years? Here's plenty of material, hon. Stop bein' a one-person freakshow & get back to work.

 
32. Wednesday, March 7, 2007 12:51 AM
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Oh right. Of course. Yes, I realise. Maybe I'm taking all this a bit much to heart.

 
33. Thursday, March 22, 2007 12:27 AM
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I think any girl getting into sex and drugs at a young age (emotionally young, in Britney's case, as expected for a child star famous for her virginity more than her music) is like Laura Palmer.

They're also alike in that they're both fictional characters  

 
34. Thursday, April 12, 2007 1:40 PM
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There are a few celebrity blondes of the last several years who seem to either be destined for the scrap heap or already on it.


Got up early, found something's missing/ My only name/ No one else sees but I got stuck/ And soon forever came

 
35. Wednesday, May 2, 2007 2:26 PM
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Raymond hee hee.

 

But Laura Palmer wasn't bald. Or talented apart from her amazing ability to multi-task as already covered by Susan.  Still, she got in practise at an early age at multi-tasking when dealing with her million duties and B.O.B (Battery Operated Boyfriend.) 

 

Like BOB would want to possess Britney Spears anyway- unless she is Laura in the afterlife wreaking revenge on him with her music for her murder, who knows?


"watch out for my cousin.."

 

 


 

 
36. Thursday, September 13, 2007 5:52 PM
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Tori gives Britney the Candle in the Wind treatment: http://perezhilton.com/?p=5463 

Which is funny, because I was reminded of Elvis' last performance, which the public never forgave him for.  Yeah, I kinda want to give Britney a hug.  I think any girl who has let her self respect fall by the wayside for a douche like K-Fed would.  

 
37. Thursday, September 13, 2007 6:57 PM
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QUOTE:

Tori gives Britney the Candle in the Wind treatment: http://perezhilton.com/?p=5463

Certainly much more dignified than this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

F-bomb warning.

 
38. Thursday, September 13, 2007 10:48 PM
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Wow. I felt embarrassed just watching that video. Yeesh.

Dunno...I've watched Brit's VMA performance a few times now (god bless TiVo) and I don't think it's as bad as people are making it out to be. I don't see all the horrendous flubs that newspapers and magazines are crowing about. What I see is someone who just really is not fit to be up there performing right now. She looked terrified of the crowd and she danced like she didn't care if she was up there or not, like her heart wasn't in it. It reminded me of watching coworkers who are on heavy antidepressants and mood-levelers. Scary shit. I don't think she should have performed...it's clear that she's not ready for it.

I cannot believe people have been slamming her for having put on a little weight. Yes, she looks a little...erm...scary. But that's not because of her extra pounds, it is the outfit she chose to wear. Definitely not flattering for her body type right now. Had she dressed more conservatively, I don't think anyone would have notcied her weight.

Dunno. I've felt really f**king sorry for her for a while now. She's having a Mariah Meltdown and like Mariah, all people can do is point and gawk. Dunno if Britney really has the ability to bounce back like M did though...

Her new song is kinda catchy though. Don't think I'd buy the CD or even the single, but I'd probably borrow it from someone. It would be great for exercising to.


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39. Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:31 AM
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Freaking Britney.

I take it back, they're not alike. Laura Palmer knew she wasn't responsible enough to be a mother.

 
40. Wednesday, December 5, 2007 10:21 AM
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Did I dream this yesterday or did it really happen?  I heard (I think I heard) that Britney is pregnant again!  I know I heard that.  They (you know -- "they") said it was the child of a dancer named... now that part slips my mind.  One syllable name.  Fred?  Frank? 

OHMYGAWD! 

If true, does this mean her tour may be on hold?

 

Susan 


     
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41. Wednesday, December 5, 2007 11:25 AM
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That Britney pregnant story is false according to TMZ. So, who knows. Well I guess Brit does.

 
42. Monday, December 10, 2007 11:21 PM
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Further evidence against the case: Being raped by a demon made Laura weird

This made Brtiney weird:

http://www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1338929619

(and Laura Palmer doesn't say "y'all")

 
43. Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:15 PM
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They're officially a family of train wrecks now.

Read about it



 
44. Sunday, February 10, 2008 10:56 AM
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Finally some sanity in the paparazzi zone -- Dennis Zine (our city councilman) has a proposal which I'm solidly behind.  Hope "Britney's Law" goes into effect soon.

Spears' 12-officer police escort prompts call for paparazzi limits

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Allen J. Schaben / Los Angeles Times
Media and paparazzi swarm a car hoping for a shot of Britney Spears. She was not inside, but such image-seeking packs have prompted a councilman to call for a zone of clear space in public areas.
L.A. Councilman Dennis Zine plans to push for a measure to create a 'personal safety zone' for those targeted by the media. Chief Bratton says existing laws should suffice.
By Andrew Blankstein and Richard Winton, Los Angeles Times Staff Writers
February 2, 2008
After aggressive paparazzi prompted police to escort Britney Spears to the hospital this week, Los Angeles City Councilman Dennis Zine announced Friday that he plans to push for an ordinance that would create a minimum "personal safety zone" around individuals targeted by the media.

Zine said the estimated $25,000 it cost for police to escort Spears to the hospital was necessary to protect the public from dangers posed by the horde of celebrity photographers pursuing the pop star. He said paparazzi were increasingly endangering celebrities and bystanders with their aggressive behavior and car pursuits.

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"I don't want a repeat of what happened to Princess Diana with a celebrity in Los Angeles," he said. "We had to have 12 officers escort [Spears] to the hospital that if not for paparazzi would have been used to prevent crime somewhere else."

Zine said he plans to introduce a motion that calls for the city attorney and LAPD to draft new restrictions on paparazzi, including an ordinance that would create a zone of clear space in order to protect public safety on streets, sidewalks and at access points to emergency care facilities and private businesses and homes.

"It is a major issue we have to address. We are in a celebrity town," he said. "Celebrities have a right to live in peace and freedom."

But Police Chief William J. Bratton said existing laws can deal with the paparazzi.

"Councilman Zine is responding to frustration we all have with the paparazzi," Bratton said. "We already have appropriate laws within the constitutional guidelines and we intend to do that whether it is erratic driving, trespassing on private property or any action that goes beyond the constitutional rights to cover a story."

Bratton strongly defended the LAPD decision to deploy a dozen officers to escort Spears, saying she is a resident of the city and is "certainly in great need of assistance."

He said the public should blame the paparazzi for this week's events.

"They are the ones making a spectacle of themselves," Bratton said. Representatives for Spears told Los Angeles police officials Monday that they believed she needed a psychiatric evaluation because of continuing erratic behavior.

After extensive discussions about alternatives, the LAPD mapped a strategy for getting her to UCLA Medical Center amid an anticipated swarm of paparazzi. The next morning the plan was executed with about two dozen police officers, a helicopter and a special team that took Spears out through a gate in an ambulance with covered windows to shield her from photographers.

Meanwhile, a Los Angeles County court commissioner Friday granted Spears' father, James, and a court-appointed attorney temporary conservatorship over her affairs and estate, said Allan Parachini, a court spokesman.

The decision gives James Spears the ability to make decisions involving his daughter's assets, property and medical care, restrict visitors to her home, change locks at her residence and hire security.

 


     
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45. Sunday, February 10, 2008 11:12 AM
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QUOTE:

Dennis Zine (our city councilman)

I hope his wife's name is Maggie.

 
46. Sunday, February 10, 2008 1:20 PM
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We never got to see Laura evolve , or deevolve past 17. Britney was starting a big upswing professionally and socially at that time.

By the way .i'm hearing Brit with a net worth of $40 mil verses quotes of $100 mil two years ago. So ya get K Fed set up in Susan's neck of the woods for real dollars, but come on..... down from 100 to 40 in a year and a half?? I heard the IRS is looking at 17 mill to straighten that out. Result unknown.

It seemed to me Brit's suggested Bipolar showed late- but I was wrong because she has been distressed at times since 2004. Post partum syndrome, abuse of strong drugs. Problems insulated with money.   

 

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