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| 1. Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:59 PM |
| LetsRoque |
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to be your lawfully wedded wife...
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| 2. Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:15 PM |
| herofix |
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It's over a year later...do you reckon they're still together?
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| 3. Tuesday, April 17, 2007 6:33 PM |
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Thanks for that much needed dose of levity, James!!! And from the BBC, of all things! Hilarious!!! 
Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 4. Wednesday, April 18, 2007 9:49 AM |
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| QUOTE:It's over a year later...do you reckon they're still together? |
Two days and it would have beaten Britney's first marriage anyway!
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| 5. Thursday, April 19, 2007 1:42 AM |
| John Neff |
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This is what you get when you legalize homosexual marriage! Just like they say! Same sex today, not same species tomorrow!!
Can't wait to marry my sister and my parents... all at the same time!
Arrggghhh....
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| 6. Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:18 AM |
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Think I already have a common-law marriage with my left hand!! May as well put the old wedding ring back on...
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| 7. Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:01 AM |
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Funny, Chris, funny.... but wait til the PALIMONY suit!!!
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| 8. Wednesday, April 25, 2007 7:44 PM |
| one suave folk |
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| QUOTE:Funny, Chris, funny.... but wait til the PALIMONY suit!!! |
PALMIMONY, didja say?! Well, I do have that silly Fire Walk With Me tat on my left arm... shoulda figgered it'd go eventually. Bye, pal...
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| 9. Tuesday, May 1, 2007 10:28 AM |
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Ohh.... that is so BA-A-A-A-ADD-D!!
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| 10. Thursday, May 3, 2007 2:57 PM |
| LetsRoque |
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| QUOTE:It's over a year later...do you reckon they're still together? |
Folks I'm sorry to be the one to break the bad news , but rosie has passed on to that big mountain side in the sky: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm
RIP
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| 11. Thursday, May 3, 2007 9:17 PM |
| one suave folk |
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Good AND bad news: my left hand has ALSO "passed on". The GOOD news: it had only fallen asleep. But BAD news: it was during-- you know what. Should I give "Righty" another chance?
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| 12. Friday, May 4, 2007 5:48 AM |
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Definitely, variety is the spice of life!
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| 13. Friday, May 4, 2007 6:12 AM |
| Booth |
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QUOTE: Rose, black and white, is believed to have died after choking on a plastic bag she swallowed |
Those Sudanese condoms are dangerous.
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| 14. Friday, May 4, 2007 7:42 AM |
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Male Goats have corkscrew joints. I think the human tube form member did lady goat in after a while. Or wait a minuite,is it the pig male that has the corkscrew ? Any farm boys or girls around?
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| 15. Friday, May 4, 2007 10:09 AM |
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I'm sure pigs do, but goats might too. *shrug* Tomcats have like barbed arrowheads, apparently.
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| 16. Friday, May 4, 2007 7:09 PM |
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| QUOTE: Or wait a minuite,is it the pig male that has the corkscrew ? Any farm boys or girls around? |
Wouldn't it be funny if silly straws were actually sow dildos?
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| 17. Friday, May 4, 2007 12:01 PM |
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From goat fucking to sow dildos...I love this board
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| 18. Saturday, May 5, 2007 10:02 AM |
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Speaking of animal private parts, this is a treat that lovely Lola enjoys more than any other -- a bully stick. They come in several configurations but Lola prefers the braided variety.
Bully stick From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A bully stick, also known as a beef stick or a pizzle, is a dog treat made from a dried bull's penis. The penis, usually measuring about 24 inches in length, is removed and cut into sections. The sections are then dried and are sold as a dog treat. Bully sticks are very hard and are typically purchased in lengths of 12 inches, 6 inches, or smaller. They are prized by dogs (and thus their owners) for their compelling tastiness and how long they last. Indeed, it can take a strong dog well over an hour to eat one, and thus is an enjoyable, safe way to keep an energetic breed occupied and out of trouble, even when unsupervised. Furthermore, since the bully stick is pure beef, it is 100% digestible. This is contrary to rawhide chews, which have been reported to choke or obstruct a dogs' bowel if large pieces are swallowed. Despite the repulsive nature of the treat to some, bully sticks are very popular among dogs and their owners, and will no doubt be chewed upon by dogs for years to come.
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 19. Saturday, May 5, 2007 9:29 PM |
| one suave folk |
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I'm not EVEN gonna comment on naughty Lola & her beef stick munchin' ways ("Lola! La lala lala Lola!!"). Chew on, girl!!! I was just wondering if the departed goat in question was the one that Prez W was so engrossed in reading about on the morn of 9/11. And if so, was this "passing" merely a coincidence?
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