do any of you have bumper stickers on your car or truck? I don't but, I look at other peoples bumper stickers around town, one I saw today was: got mud?

I like the one firemoth came up with recently:

"Salad is what food eats"

Here are a few more good'uns (must be big bumpers though, and a couple sound Steve Wright-ish):

Oh - and no...I don't ever have bumper stickers on my car.

Some more classics:

I am not an alcoholic.  I am a DRUNK.  Alcoholics go to meetings.

Jesus is Coming!   ...look busy!

I'm hung like Einstein...and smart as a horse.

Take your ex out tonight (1 bullet outta do it).

I'm busy.  You're ugly.  Have a nice day.

Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive that way?

Can't feed em?  Don't breed em!

Drugs lead nowhere.  But it's the scenic route.

Drugs don't kill people.  Drivers with cellphones do.

Where the hell is Easy Street?

Keep Honking.  I'm reloading.

Cat.  The other white meat.

Gun Control means using both hands.

Work Harder.  Millions on welfare depend on you!

Wife and dog missing.  Reward for dog.

I child-prrofed my house...but they still get in!

Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?

I saw a very cool station wagon a few years ago, had Jamaican flag colors, & had a bumper sticker, Jamaican me crazy.

Don't pray in my school, I won' t  think in your church

Cutting...but damn funny!!     :-)

I have two bumper stickers on my car. Well, one is actually on the bumper, the other is just taped to the inside of a window. But the one on the bumper says "1.20.09 Bush's Last Day" and the other says "Peacemonger", though I have it in the window where not many see it because I don't want it to dilute the message of the one on my bumper.

My previous vehicle had two bumper stickers I was very attached to (Ha!)...one said "MEAN PEOPLE SUCK" and the other was one of those long, thin university stickers that goes on your back window. Only instead of mine saying something like "UC Berkeley Alumni", it said "STARFLEET ACADEMY". :D

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

For the first two years of owning it, the only thing on my car was the Charlotte Hornets sticker left over from when my grandmother owned the car. It's year three and I can still can't get the damn thing off.

A couple weeks ago I added a Darwin Fish to the bumper and a MST3K silhouette sticker to the back window.

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Someone stole my Darwin fish about three weeks after I put it on (this was back in '98)...so I bought another one, put it on...it lasted a month. Bought a third fish and just stuck it to my PC here at home. They're not expensive but it was just frustrating. Now all I have to do is peel it off the case and restick it whenever I upgrade. :D

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Logichat

What Rebel said.  Also my preference is very hot water sponged onto the sticker, leave it soak for at least 5 minutes, then a sharp blade should get it off.

1. Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs (most eclectic perfume site, if you haven't heard of it.) 

2. Find Redemption www.redemptionklothing.com 

3. Opiate For the Masses (a gift from the band I go-go danced for in Josh's movie) 

Mine is actually the sticker, not the metal fish, so no worries about anyone taking it.

Thanks for the removal tips, guys. I did try using a plastic spatula, but the problem is that the thing comes off in little half-inch flecks. I'm sure it's been on there for at least a decade by now.

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Never. Not a one. Wouldn't do it. No way. No how.

Okay, once in my life I did have a bumper sticker. I thought it was amoozing. It was in 1970 and I didn't have the car too much longer afterward. It read:

"Just Married at the World Famous Chapel of the Bells, Las Vegas." World famous?

But hmmm, an Opiate for the Masses bumpersticker does sound cool!  From what Josh tells me, those guys are great! 

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Or... if you are an ironic type of individual who gets a big bang out of 180 degree humor!

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

I saw one several days ago that said "remember who you wanted to be"

I just googled it and it came up on the "positive living" section of a bumpersticker website fill of mostly trite hippie crap, but I dunno. The sentiment made me kind of sad.

It's got a depressing ring to it, but...

 I guess it's a glass half full/empty situation though - it might be a message about re-evaluating and fixing your life direction again? 

Or a congratulations for making it to where you planned to be?

"Minds are like parachutes: They only work when open!"