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1. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:50 AM
nuart Jerry Falwell Has Died


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Let the mocking begin.

 

Susan 


     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

 

Ben Franklin

 
2. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:52 AM
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QUOTE:

Let the mocking begin.

 

Susan 


   Ahhh, he ain't worth it....

 
3. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 10:59 AM
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I don't believe Jerry Falwell actually existed in the first place. Show me some actual, empirical evidence of the existence of Jerry Falwell, and I'll eat my hat.


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4. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:09 AM
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QUOTE:I don't believe Jerry Falwell actually existed in the first place. Show me some actual, empirical evidence of the existence of Jerry Falwell, and I'll eat my hat.
First prove you have a hat.

 
5. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:21 AM
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Happy days.

Rot In Hell, scum.


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6. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:31 AM
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That's a coincidence, having my recently mentioned him on this forum.  Chalk another one up to my evil powers.

But seriously, maybe Baptist fundamentalism will die with him.  Jeez, I just looked at his Wikipedia page... As far as hatred for his fellow man goes, he even put me to shame!

 
7. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 12:18 PM
LetsRoque RE: Jerry Falwell Has Died


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Grade A Cvnt


'I look for an opening, do you understand?'
 
8. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 4:11 PM
LogicHat RE: Jerry Falwell Has Died


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QUOTE:First prove you have a hat.

I'm afraid I can't. You see, the hat is in a hat box, along with a hammer and a decaying neutron. I'm too scared to open the thing.

On a Falwell-related note, I was just quoting the Lewis Black bit to a friend the other day. So you see, I had a hand in his death as well. 


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9. Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:11 PM
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QUOTE:First prove you have a hat.

I'm afraid I can't. You see, the hat is in a hat box, along with a hammer and a decaying neutron. I'm too scared to open the thing.


But you would have no problem eating it? This doesn't add up at all.

 
10. Wednesday, May 16, 2007 9:54 AM
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QUOTE:I don't believe Jerry Falwell actually existed in the first place. Show me some actual, empirical evidence of the existence of Jerry Falwell, and I'll eat my hat.

 Hey, you can't have your Logichat & eat it too!

 
11. Wednesday, May 16, 2007 10:06 AM
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I hear St Peter's not answering his door to anyone at the moment!

(Not that JF was ever likely to get in)


I hope they cannot see / The limitless potential / Building inside of me / To murder everything / I hope they cannot see / I am the great destroyer

 
12. Wednesday, May 16, 2007 7:08 PM
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Parody ad from Hustler (Nov, 1983). © 1983 Hustler Magazine, Inc.

Use of this image to illustrate Hustler Magazine v. Falwell qualifies as fair use. The article is about the court case that was brought over this ad, and so no other image can substitute for the informational value of the actual ad. The article comments on the ad at length, and this image is a low-resolution scan of the original that can have no detrimental effect on the commercial value of the original.

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Falwell: My first time was in an outhouse outside Lynchburg, Virginia

Interviewer: Wasn’t it a little cramped?

Falwell: Not after I kicked the goat out.

Interviewer: I see. You must tell me all about it.

Falwell: I never really expected to make it with Mom, but then after she showed all the other guys in town such a good time, I figured, "What the hell!"

Interviewer: But your Mom? Isn’t that a little odd?

Falwell: I don’t think so. Looks don’t mean that much to me in a woman.

Interviewer: Go on.

Falwell: Well, we were drunk off our God-fearing asses on Campari, ginger ale and soda—that’s called a Fire and Brimstone—at the time. And Mom looked better than a Baptist whore with a $100 donation

Interviewer: Campari in the crapper with Mom. how interesting.. .Well how was it?

Falwell: The Campari was great but mom passed out before I could come.

Interviewer: Did you ever try it again?

Falwell: Sure. Lots of times. But not in the outhouse. Between Mom and the shit, the flies were too much to bear.

Interviewer: We meant the Campari.

Falwell: Oh, yeah, I always get sloshed before I go to the pulpit. You don’t think I could lay down all that bullshit sober do you?

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13. Tuesday, May 29, 2007 5:34 AM
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Logichat

Actually your hat started out as a rather primitive t-shirt, but due to the amazing benefits of sun protection and the magical process of evolution...it has transformed into a hat!!  No really!!  Eat away...

 
14. Tuesday, May 29, 2007 1:46 PM
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Hey Virginia, there is a God!!!!!

DING DONG the Pig is gone!!!!!! 

 


"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
 

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