Assless Chaps
When Charles (Peter O'Toole) met William (Christopher Lee) at the hospital where their wives were admitted, he had no idea that everything he thought he knew about himself was about to be turned on its head.
After both their wives die, Charles and William discover something they had no idea about... THEY'RE GAY!
With cameos by Alec Guinness & Peter Cushing as the "Hey! I thought you were dead!" guys!!! Michael Caine gets shoved off the "kerb" by the "happy couple", says "Watch it, ya old fruits!" & is completely ignored, even when the unsuspecting "lorry driver" mows him down. Ooops. Sorry, Batman!!!
Duck Hunt
Christian Bale is Derek "Duck" Phoenix, an international terrorist holding the City of New York hostage. Only Robert Wraith (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson), the most dangerous cop known to man, can hunt him down. Written and directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, based on the best-selling video game.
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Poster linked for the squeamish.
Autopsy - The Movie
If you found that Saw or Hostel were too nice, here's the real deal. 90 minutes of pulse pounding dissection.
Duck Hunt
But who plays the comic relief character "Dog"?
Duck Hunt
But who plays the comic relief character "Dog"?
Martin Lawrence. Only it's spelled "Dawg".
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It's going to be a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty damn good movie.
This thread is fucking awesome.
Released to coincide with the upcoming Twin Peaks: Gold Box Edition DVD set, She's The Corpse is a hot new update of this classic television series, designed to appeal to today's youth. Own it on DVD or Blu-Ray on October 31st.
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Released to coincide with the upcoming Twin Peaks: Gold Box Edition DVD set, She's The Corpse is a hot new update of this classic television series, designed to appeal to today's youth. Own it on DVD or Blu-Ray on October 31st.
That's awesome. Great job.
I wonder if the reference was intentional? I haven't seen the show, but it's appreciated either way.
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Oh those grindhouse kooks.
I like this thread. Will this get me in trouble?
So wait, Adam Sandler is playing Lynch? I'm so confused.
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Well, confusion is always a plus, but I fixed the picture anyway!
Well! Here comes ol' Clancy Brown! Good ol' Clancy Brown...yes, sir! Good ol' Clancy Brown...how I hate him!
See, the premature cancellation of Carnivale did lead to something good.
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It's about time that this got made.
Teaser poster! Anyone else excited about this one?
"He's pissed... and shit himself... waiting for you. Anger management didn't work. Neither did potty training. With a full load in his rifle & a full load in his pants, he's ready for a change. With no control over his private functions, he's taking it public. Cover your ass, & cover your nose. He's getting in your face by whatever means necessary. Nothing will prepare you for--- SNIPER IN A DIAPER. Rated triple P, for pee pee, poopie, & projectiles. It's gonna get messy. From Brown Line Cinema."
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You know the comics in Charles Crumb's notebook, with panels 95% crammed with small text and a tiny little bit of illustration at the bottom of each? That's what I imagine on the inside.
That's actually similar to what I was thinking of.
What first made people think of Dave Sim as a misogynist was a part of Cerebus comprised mostly of text, and no(?) pictures. So with this grindhouse pastiche there are no titillating images, just a frontispiece.
