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Special for Zoophiles: 5 Hottest TP "Beasts"

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No. 1

one suave folk

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:52 AM

1)  Flappy (opening shot wren)   2) Llorenzo the llama    3) Nippy the Pine Weasel  4) Waldo (a bit chatty for my tastes) 5) The "dead dog" of Dead Dog Farm fame (that's for the necro-zoophile in me)      I know this thread will be a bit controversial." WHERE'S the BOB-tailed owl?!," you'll ask.  Or that sexy woodtick that got under Coop's skin in a way that Audrey, Annie, or Caroline  NEVER could?  And what sort of "head" could be better than one that's stuffed, deer?  Hey, this is MY list! Make your own...

No. 2

coolspringsj

Thursday, June 16, 2011 8:28 AM

neat   

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 3

one suave folk

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 12:10 PM

Is this supposed to be funny, like knee-slappin' laugh out loud funny?

No way. I'm dead dog serious. (Hey, where's YOUR list?)
 
No. 4

coolspringsj

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 12:12 PM

I'll have to think about it :)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 5

one suave folk

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 1:02 PM

I'll have to think about it :)

 Don't intellectualize!! Go on animal instinct!!!
No. 6

Gordon

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 6:45 PM

I'm between the baby from Tim & Tom's Taxidermy after losing weight and the awfully cute buck that stopped here... Stuffed animals...they're so submissive you know...

No. 7

B

Tuesday, August 14, 2007 7:07 PM

1.  The llama

2.  Owls

3.  Horses (Troy & Sarah's white one)

4.  Flappy

5.  Vicuna

-B
No. 8

littleotik

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:20 AM

  1. fish in the percolater
  2. Leo's pet spider
  3. Hawk
  4. crow eyes
  5. Gwen

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No. 9

smokedchezpig

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 4:47 AM

1. Waldo

2. The llama

3. The pine weasel

4. The white horse

5. The stuffed black bear at Blue Pine Lodge   

"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love." 

No. 10

faceintheleaves

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 5:03 AM

This thread's a breath of fresh air. What has Peaks fandom come to when I welcome a thread about Twin Peaks' hottest animals just to escape the monotony of discussions about the fittest female characters, the meaning of the ring/blue rose/white horse/formica table/arm* and what would have happened in season three...?

* delete as applicable (yawn)

I ran from the noise and the silence, from the traffic on the streets
No. 11

one suave folk

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 12:05 PM

Bless all of you "beasts" for getting into the spirit of this torn & twisted thread. You'd probably enjoy the short mockumentary I wrote, Flappy: Behing The Music in The Air, which should be finally complete any minute now.  I'm hoping to screen it at TPF 2008 & make it available in some form to TP fans. Some saw the nearly complete cut this year & it's been shown in varying stages of completion since 2003.  Big thanks to my director Matt Levinthal, who's toiled tirelessly over this one for years...   More lists, please.

No. 12

hopesfall

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:27 PM

1. Flappy

2. The buck that stopped in Truman's Office.

3. Evelyn (Dog, right?).

4. Waldo.

5. The Llama.

No. 13

They-Shot-Waldo!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 1:44 PM

1. The Llama

2. Waldo

3. The black dog

4. Fish in the perculator

5. The owls

:)

-- Gerry

the black dog runs at night

No. 14

The Staring Man

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:24 PM

Flappy

Waldo

Llama 

Fish in the Perculator

snake and mongoose

"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
No. 15

one suave folk

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 8:57 PM

Hap hap happy that Flappy is so popular, AND that my prize winning character the Fish in the Percolator is on several lists.   I think it's interesting that NONE of the main families in TP have pets. Jacques seems to be the only prominent animal lover.    I'd like to give a special mention to the glass unicorn, Judy the monkey, & the Windom/Leo pantomime horse.  

No. 16

littleotik

Wednesday, August 15, 2007 10:54 PM

  1. snow shoe rabbits
  2. the deer head that fell down, at Laura's safe deposit box office

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No. 17

one suave folk

Thursday, August 16, 2007 10:43 AM

And let's not forget towel clad "turkey in the corn" Laura. Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble...

No. 18

one suave folk

Friday, August 17, 2007 2:43 PM

Please tell me why no one's mentioned the goat they found in Jacques' tummy during Albert's autopsy?!  Hot stuff comin' through!!!

No. 19

12rainbow

Friday, August 17, 2007 3:00 PM

1. the Miss TP deer (getting humped by the stagehand)

2. Harry's buck (stopped here)

3. Vicuna

4. smoked cheese pig

5. Ducks... on a lake!

No. 20

snog

Monday, August 20, 2007 5:12 PM

methinks that onesuavefolk is quite the punster. clever wordsmith indeed.

i will go with the smoked cheeze pig. i adore smoked cheeze!!!!

it's pileated, isn't it?

No. 21

one suave folk

Tuesday, August 21, 2007 11:01 AM

methinks that onesuavefolk is quite the punster. clever wordsmith indeed.

i will go with the smoked cheeze pig. i adore smoked cheeze!!!!


 Thanks, I think.  Mmm, hot smoked cheese pig... (wait ,is "cheeze"  some kinda cheese alternative?)
No. 23

one suave folk

Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:34 PM

methinks that onesuavefolk is quite the punster. clever wordsmith indeed.

i will go with the smoked cheeze pig. i adore smoked cheeze!!!!


 Thanks, I think.  Mmm, hot smoked cheese pig... (wait ,is "cheeze"  some kinda cheese alternative?)

it isn't. i'm just a poor speller at times.

i meant the punster and wordsmith bits as compliments. wished my mind were so facile!
 


 I took the compliments as such. Being a middle-aged fart I don't always get the creative misspelling of youth. Wait, when you hit 50, maybe you'll be as cleaver as this guy (yes, I meant cleaver, as in Beaver!)...