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1. Friday, August 17, 2007 9:52 AM
nuart That Wacky Craig's List!


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I search Craig's List for antiques and art. Today I found this ad and thought it worthy of sharing. Because I care..

Leave me something in your Will, forget the Salvation Army, Im real.


Reply to: sale-398685942@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-16, 1:14PM PDT


I would like to be in your will for just about anything. I am a perfect person to choose because most likely your family members will freak out and not know who I am.

I will guarantee whatever you leave me will not be used for drugs or anything dumb.
You can actually tell me what you would like for me to do with the money if it’s not too much of a hassle for me.

This is a great opportunity to also get back at family members who don’t love or like you at all. Show them how much you care by giving a perfect stranger that they wont get or scare them into being nice.

This is nuts, but why its America.

If you want to leave me a pencil or a house, I don’t care, but ill appreciate it.

:D Thanks




You really didn't have a great plan for what to do with your pencils after your demise, right? Why not bequeath it to :D a nut, but a nut in America.
 
 
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2. Friday, August 17, 2007 11:00 AM
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I have never looked at Craig's List.  Do I win some kind of prize for hearing about something a million times and still not looking at it?

Since as long as I've been reading it, Private Eye magazine has had a section in the back with the classifieds called 'Eye Need' which is just people asking for money from readers.  It always includes the person's account sort code and account number, and then a little plea.  Usually they say something about having been burned by someone, needing to pay off student debts, being a single mother, or needing money for research no one will fund, but sometimes they just say something like, 'Help me live the good life' or something.


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3. Friday, August 17, 2007 10:22 PM
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Have ya seen the craigslist missed connections cartoons?  Hilarious!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/isawyou/

 
4. Saturday, August 18, 2007 2:59 PM
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I have never looked at Craig's List.  Do I win some kind of prize for hearing about something a million times and still not looking at it?

I haven't looked at it either. My own parents have actually used it and yet I've never had the urge to visit it. Ever.

Now eBay...that's another story altogether. :P


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5. Saturday, August 18, 2007 7:57 PM
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Damn!  I always thought it was Craig's LISP!! I wasn't interested in talking about some poor guy's speech impediment. Now a LIST I can get behind! Wait. It's NOT a list about the 5 Hottest TP Babes, is it?  Is this from Craig MacLachlan?

 
6. Saturday, August 18, 2007 9:05 PM
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QUOTE: Wait. It's NOT a list about the 5 Hottest TP Babes, is it?  Is this from Craig MacLachlan?

I love you.


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7. Sunday, August 19, 2007 1:13 AM
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Please, those of you who never frequent Craig's List, keep it that way!  Otherwise it may turn into what eBay became -- a place for merchants to peddle their wares.  "Buy it Now!" Auctions?  A thing of the past.  Over-priced, under-whelming.  Oh, don't get me wrong.  It used to be great.  I was a pioneer on eBay but it's all changed. 

Not Craig's List, which is still pretty much a non-merchant website filled with the quirky, the great finds, the unique and plenty good deals to be had.  

But please, pay me no never mind.  Stick with eBay.  EBay is where it's at.  Craig's List?  Nahhhhhhhhh. You wouldn't be interested.  Really.    Besides, I don't need the competition.  Like on the 10 vintage mannequin heads at $14.00 a piece that I missed out on this weekend.  FOURTEEN BUCKS! 

Last week it was the two heavy hand-carved antique Peruvian chairs.  Massive things!  Those are in my living room awaiting chartreuse vintage fabric cushions.

Susan 


     
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8. Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:43 AM
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Besides, I don't need the competition. Like on the 10 vintage mannequin heads at $14.00 a piece that I missed out on this weekend. FOURTEEN BUCKS!

What are going to do with a bunch of mannequin heads anyway? Are you some kind of shy exhibitionist or something?

 
9. Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:44 AM
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That sounds great!  Maybe I can finally get those human skin lampshade covers I always wanted!  As long as they're not "pick up only".

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10. Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:50 AM
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QUOTE:

That sounds great! Maybe I can finally get those human skin lampshade covers I always wanted! As long as they're not "pick up only".


Don't make the same mistake I did. I was going to a party, but I had nothing to wear so I bought a birthday suit from "edgein45". Boy was my face red.

 
11. Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:54 AM
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Funny you should ask about the mannequin heads, Booth.  s Here they are.  Or were before RobVogue sold them out from under me!  Tha's okay.  It's his right.  But look at these babies!!!! 

I have no idea what I would have done with them but at $14 a pop, how could anyone NOT want them?  My eccentric neighbor who is a collector of so much stuff it's unbelievable, includes mannequins and mannequin heads in his repertoire.  I was probably going to let him have the bulk of them.  Then I have another friend who's a production designer.  She asked me to be on the lookout for old mannequin heads so I'd have likely given her one.  

It's not a great photo but I ask you, Booth, look deep into your heart.  Wouldn't you like at least one?

Susan 


     
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12. Sunday, August 19, 2007 11:03 AM
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It doesn't appeal to me as much as mid-century(20th) advertising art, but sure, maybe one.

 
13. Sunday, August 19, 2007 11:32 AM
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Would you leave yours a skinhead or go with a wig?  I'm thinking a hat for mine.

 


     
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14. Sunday, August 19, 2007 1:24 PM
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Wait... skinhead? Don't tell me that "edgein45" was the seller of these heads too.

I'd probably put a wig on it. A sexy beehive.

 
15. Monday, August 20, 2007 10:47 AM
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QUOTE:Wait... skinhead? Don't tell me that "edgein45" was the seller of these heads too.

I'd probably put a wig on it. A sexy beehive.

 I'd put an actual beehive on it! With ACTUAL BEES!! And let honey drip all over the face!!!

 
16. Monday, August 20, 2007 12:49 PM
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I'd put an actual beehive on it! With ACTUAL BEES!! And let honey drip all over the face!!!

Shoot footage of that, then dub in Nic Cage's lines from The Wicker Man. Post it on Youtube and you've got an instant classic on your hands.


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17. Monday, August 20, 2007 12:53 PM
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QUOTE:I'd put an actual beehive on it! With ACTUAL BEES!! And let honey drip all over the face!!!

Not the bees! Not the bees! They're in my my eyes! My eyes! AAARGHUARHGURGLE!

Edit: Well, shit. You beat me.

 

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