Poor Leo. We are all love fools more or less. But you will learn as I have the value of...(sound of metal restraints opening)...HATE!!
Major Briggs: Don’t be afraid. We’ll all be there together.
Bobby: Afraid of what?
Major Briggs: The funeral.
Bobby: I’m not afraid of any damn funeral. Afraid? I can hardly wait. AFRAID? I’m gonna turn it UP… SIDE… DOWN!
Betty: Everybody ready? (with a bright smile…)
Cooper: You had a big fight with her last week, didn't you?
Bobby: So what? If I had a fight with her, if I sang songs with her, if I went skipping rope with her, what difference does it make? I didn't kill her!
Bobby: Afraid of what?
Major Briggs: The funeral.
Bobby: I’m not afraid of any damn funeral. Afraid? I can hardly wait. AFRAID? I’m gonna turn it UP… SIDE… DOWN!
Betty: Everybody ready? (with a bright smile…)
Cooper: You had a big fight with her last week, didn't you?
Bobby: So what? If I had a fight with her, if I sang songs with her, if I went skipping rope with her, what difference does it make? I didn't kill her!
Bobby: Cross your fingers, cross your toes. This is the big time. Whoo! Later.
Betty: Everybody ready? (with a bright smile…)
And a smiley in her jacket...
I'm truly amazed nobody's mentioned
THAT GUM YOU LIKE IS GOING TO COME BACK IN STYLE
I always say it when someone is chewing gum - a very pivotal moment in the series that leads to Cooper solving Laura's murder !
Great Bobby quotes...my two faves from the early episodes
Hawk: That's a good color for him.
Hawk: Two old retired schoolteachers live in that house by the Palmer's. They have no memory of a gray-haired man. I had to drink 3 pots of chamomille tea to find that out, which reminds me, will you excuse me for a minute.
Pete: Grand...theft...auto!
"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love."
I find adherence to fantasy troubling and unreasonable.
Jerry: Next stop, Rocket Science
Jean(Referring to Coop): I want him Cruxified.
I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Coop: "That guy's a psychiatrist...?" I love Jacoby's first scene ("he's got a big mouth and starts talking") and the way Harry tries not to catch his eye as the elevator door closes.
And I love Catherine's line: "Get your boots off my bed and go to your room!" I'm still waiting for a good opportunity to use that in my own life. It'll happen eventually.
~ 'I will give you my finest hour, the one I spent watching you shower' ~
Pete: i didn't want to get mink oil on my bed spread
Catherine: You've got mink oil on your head
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.
Milford: Ladies and gentlemen, If I can have your attention, please... (smacks the microphone) Is this thing on?! Is this thing on?!
Milford: What is he selling? What are you selling?
Milford has a lot of great lines. They are not all super funny, but he delivers them perfect.
Windham: Would you look at that. Twelve Rainbow Trout
Windham: The only thing Columbus discovered was that he was lost
Windham: Damnation!!!!! (as "Bonzai" is screamed by Gordon Cole)
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
Better to listen, than to talk.
The Log: "Someday... Just you wait. Someday I'll start talkin' & likely won't stop until someone chucks me into the fireplace. But for now, my "bark" is the only sound you'll get from me. What? You can't hear it? Come close. Closer. Really close--- BARK! BARK!! BARK!!! BARRRRK!!! BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! OWWW!!! Crap! CRAP!!! That freakin' fire is HOT!!!"
" 'In the shadows.' Can you beat that?"
Cooper: Bi-carbonate of soda, the ultimate digestive aid. Quaff in good health.
"Hot dogs...! We forgot the hot dogs."
"Hot dogs...! We forgot the hot dogs."
We forgot the weenies! All beef with skin on them.
Big Ed: "Harry, if Nadine caught wind of me and Norma i'd be playing harp for the heavenly allstars."
Truman: "Ain't that the truth!"
"Heavenly All-Stars' That IS one of my all time faves...
"Every day holds a new beginning and every hour holds the promise of an Invitation to Love."
"Where do they keep his water dish?"
The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.
I have always found Albert to be the funniest character on the show...probably the funniest character on any dramatic show. His lines are all delivered with such a cynic zeal that I can't help but laugh.
Albert: "...my concerns are global." is a great one. Probably my favorite line in the series.
Albert: "Where do they keep his water dish?"
Albert: "Practice walking without your knuckles dragging on the ground." (or something close to that in response to Harry)
"...Great. Maybe after the square-dance we can all take a hay-ride"
"Great. Maybe after the square dance we can all take a hay-ride."
Jerry Horne's introduction is fincredible when he and Ben talk with their mouthful. Great awkward Lynch.
Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.
My favourite quote of the whole series.
"Great. Maybe after the square dance we can all take a hay-ride."