Jerry: "*sigh* I'm depressed..."

"YOU ARE WITNESSING A FRONT THREE QUARTER VIEW OF TWO ADULTS SHARING A TENDER MOMENT... That's like he's never seen a kiss before... TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, SONNY, IT'S GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN..."

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Mil gracias for posting this quote! Absolutely a winner! 

Pete: "Two by fours...and four by eights....two by fours...and four by eights..."

I love Jack Nance's expression when he says that. It's like he's trying to surprise himself.

Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.

My favourite quote of the whole series.

I, too, like Albert's cutting bon mots. But am I the only one who has trouble buying his transition from uncensored wise-ass to Ghandi, Jr.? It almost seems like his way of rationalizing & apologizing is to baffle 'em with bullshit.

I'd have to disagree with you there. 

  And could you offer a cogent argument as to why?
 

"Tear it."

Josie to Sheriff Truman.

Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.

My favourite quote of the whole series.

I, too, like Albert's cutting bon mots. But am I the only one who has trouble buying his transition from uncensored wise-ass to Ghandi, Jr.? It almost seems like his way of rationalizing & apologizing is to baffle 'em with bullshit.

I'd have to disagree with you there.

And could you offer a cogent argument as to why?

Yes, I believe I could. 

Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.

My favourite quote of the whole series.

I, too, like Albert's cutting bon mots. But am I the only one who has trouble buying his transition from uncensored wise-ass to Ghandi, Jr.? It almost seems like his way of rationalizing & apologizing is to baffle 'em with bullshit.

I'd have to disagree with you there.

And could you offer a cogent argument as to why?

Yes, I believe I could. 

 Okay then, WOULD you do it? (And don't just reply in the negative or affirmative--- actually do it!!! Please...)

Albert: While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I’m a nay-sayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concern is global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love. I love you, Sheriff.

My favourite quote of the whole series.

I, too, like Albert's cutting bon mots. But am I the only one who has trouble buying his transition from uncensored wise-ass to Ghandi, Jr.? It almost seems like his way of rationalizing & apologizing is to baffle 'em with bullshit.

I'd have to disagree with you there.

And could you offer a cogent argument as to why?

Yes, I believe I could.

Okay then, WOULD you do it? (And don't just reply in the negative or affirmative--- actually do it!!! Please...)

Please, PM me if you've got something you want to say.

"Sheriff, get your mind off Shelly-- for a moment."

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I see what he means about Albert, OSF. The pacifist thing doesn't justify Albert's prior insults. "You always hurt the ones you love," doesn't seem to cut it. Not to speak on behalf of anyone, but "Albert's path is a strange and difficult one," is kind of a cop out. On the other hand, maybe he's insulting right off the bat because he assumes people who move slowly (like Lucy) think slowly (and Kimmy protests that Lucy is slow) and couldn't possibly understand Albert's non-violent, ultra-efficient philosophy of peace enforcement. And he seems to expect physical violence out of rednecks, er, country folk, "The old rustic sucker punch. ..Hail of bullets would be nice!" and so continues to be a dickhead to Harry until he realizes his antagonism may lead to further violence ("the next time it'll be a real pleasure."). It's hard to reconcile his judgmental attitude with his love of his fellow man, though. Eh, whatever. Albert has all the best lines.

Don't know if this one has been said already when Bobby asks Audrey out for ice cream, cup or cone

She says she wants a cone "I like to lick."

Cooper: Who is the lady with the log?
Truman: We call her the log lady.

"Get a life, punk!" Albert

"Sometimes you have to hit it really hard. A machine's like a woman."  (Tim Pinkle)

"Leo Johnson happened to me".  (Shelly)

"It is happening again".  (The giant)

"My father killed me".  (Laura)

There are so many brilliant and memorable quotes.

"Welcome to One Eyed Jacks, Hester". (Blackie)

"Couldn't get my car started". (Heidi)

"I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want". (Audrey)

There are so many delicious quotes.

"Welcome to One Eyed Jacks, Hester". (Blackie) "Couldn't get my car started". (Heidi) "I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want". (Audrey) There are so many delicious quotes.