Sorry guys.. I posted it twice..
"Uncle Leland's hair turned white"...
"Fellas, DON'T drink that coffee!! You'll never guess, there's a penis in the percolator!" Pete to Coop & Truman (maybe I having bad translationing)
"Fellas, DON'T drink that coffee!! You'll never guess, there's a penis in the percolator!" Pete to Coop & Truman (maybe I having bad translationing)
with Jack Nance delivering this line just like he does the one in the show
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
My all time favorite quote is "Nothing's a sure thing, Shelly". I say it whenever anyone says anything about something being a sure thing, sure enough, I'm sure, etc.
Life is FULL of mysteries, Donna.
Cooper: He has engaged us in subterfuge and red herring, a fish I don't particulary care for.
"Get a life, punk!!" Albert to some punk (Bobby, I believe)
5 pages and no one said "Gentleman, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry we must always pay strict attention." I have that hanging on my wall at work.
The history of the world, my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget
5 pages and no one said "Gentleman, when two separate events occur simultaneously pertaining to the same object of inquiry we must always pay strict attention." I have that hanging on my wall at work.
That is a keeper, but it's actually: "GentleMEN"..., plural. I know, you're thinking to me: "Get a life, punk!!" That's spraypainted on the wall of my outhouse...
Major Briggs : "The possibility that love is not enough."
The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.
A quote I use ALL of the time: "I LOVED her, and she LOVED me" (forgive me if it's loves)
Also, "That was nice Buck" and "you wanna do it to me?"
GET ME AGENT CHESTER DESMOND IN FARGO NORTH DAKOTA
The history of the world, my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget
Windom Earle: "It's fear! My favorite emotional state!!!"
Coop to Leo: "How well did you know Laura Palmer?" , Leo: "I said I didn't." , Coop: "You're lying."
Bobby to Hawk as he takes Leo from him, riding on the back of his wheelchair at the Roadhouse, "Give yourself a raise, Hawk!"
Ben to Coop: "If you don't want a load of buckshot in your tailfeathers, park your jalopy under someone else's window."
The Log: "Someday... Just you wait. Someday I'll start talkin' & likely won't stop until someone chucks me into the fireplace. But for now, my "bark" is the only sound you'll get from me. What? You can't hear it? Come close. Closer. Really close--- BARK! BARK!! BARK!!! BARRRRK!!! BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! OWWW!!! Crap! CRAP!!! That freakin' fire is HOT!!!"
I like when when the log says: "Margaret, why did you have to tell them I saw something? I told you I don't want to be involved. I'm not telling anyone anything until I see a lawyer. But not that Palmer guy, he killed those girls. Damn! I shouldn't have said that." That is just such a classic log line.
The history of the world, my pet, is learn forgiveness and try to forget
The Log: "Someday... Just you wait. Someday I'll start talkin' & likely won't stop until someone chucks me into the fireplace. But for now, my "bark" is the only sound you'll get from me. What? You can't hear it? Come close. Closer. Really close--- BARK! BARK!! BARK!!! BARRRRK!!! BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKK!!!!! HA ha ha ha ha ha haha ha!!!! OWWW!!! Crap! CRAP!!! That freakin' fire is HOT!!!"
I like when when the log says: "Margaret, why did you have to tell them I saw something? I told you I don't want to be involved. I'm not telling anyone anything until I see a lawyer. But not that Palmer guy, he killed those girls. Damn! I shouldn't have said that." That is just such a classic log line.
Yeah, that Log is a real card!! And I know what I'm sayin', as I'm likely the only one who's played him in 2 different places: the Talking Log faux commercial in my TP: Live show & as the narrator of Flappy: Behind The Music in The Air. Cooper: 'Good Job Andy.'
Albert: 'Yeah. Woof.'
"Great. Maybe after the square dance we can all take a hay-ride."
Waldo: "Leo, no!...Leo, no!"
The sound wind makes through the pines. The sentience of animals. What we fear and what lies beyond the darkness.
Jacoby : "Laura was filled with seeeecrets!"
Beware of BOB
When I call out no one can hear me,when I whisper he thinks the message is for him only..my little voice inside my throat,I always think there must be something that I've done or something I can do...But no one no one comes to help,he says,a little girl like you...
Catherine: Didn't he want to talk to me?
Pete: Yeah, but we told him you were on your world tour, he should contact your press agent.
The question is, Where have you gone?
I can't understand what you're saying, you have a thing in your mouth.
I'm not going to read them all but:
Mayor Milford: "We're going to adopt a child."
here's a great dialogue for ya, still not mentioned (if my eyes are not cheated by some spell)
Truman: Albert, can I talk to you for a second?
Albert walks over.....
Truman: I hear you're real good (yes, that's what he says ) at what you do....
Albert: Yes, that's right
Truman: That's good, 'cause if someone else walked in to MY station talking that kind of crap..... he'd be looking for his teeth two blocks up on Queer Street.
there are of course other sayings, already mentioned, that travels with me wherever I go. Gotta love the brainfarts, though.......... Leland: .......Hospital.......
I always get the shivers when I watch the series from the beginning..... when Pete calls the sheriff's station......
Pete:.....dear oh dear......Lucy? This is Pete Martell......Lucy, put Harry on the horn.
For me, that's when the entire TP adventure truly begins....every single time........with the words: "She's dead......wrapped in plastic.......
Amazing, isn't it?
Among the living - Follow me or die
... and the hippie too.
Hi,first post here:
I always loved this exchange:
Hawk: One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another can give you the strength of a lion. But only one in a cycle of life can fill you with gladness and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy. I wrote that for my girlfriend.
Cooper: Girlfriend ?
Hawk: Diane Shapiro. PhD, Brandeis.
Cooper: Ooo.
Welcome.
Gazebo.
"Gone fishing."
"How's Annie?"
Twin Peaks is a cornucopia of great lines from beginning to end.
The question is, Where have you gone?
really any of the lines gordon cole says does it for me, but this one is a favorite
COLE(TO SHELLY):AND GET ME A GLASS OF WATER, MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE!!!!
and on the more subtle side, ed always cracks me up too. for example
NADINE: is it your parents house or mine, eddie?
ED(deapan to NORMA): thats right