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This is pretty useless information but the situation was funny as hell. "Last name?" "Palmer" (thinking to myself: it can't be Laura, it can't be, it can't be) "First name?" "Laura." My bones turned to ice in no time. Hopefully she didn't hear me mutter to myself "what the heck..."
Should I go over to her and say things like "Don't take the ring, Laura!" Perhaps I should loan her the Gold Box. Though she didn't seem like the type of person who would be interested in that kind of thing.
don't go there :) just a joke! hmmm. dunno it's up to what you wanna do.
Tell her that her skin is so soft and her hair smells so nice. It's the only possible course of action.
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I want to taste through your mouth...
Kill her. It's your destiny.
This time make sure the traincar door is shut, so no annoying one armed men decide to throw objects into the traincar that may ruin your fun... Oh, and don't be silly: chop the corpse into little pieces and burn them or something, for God's sake don't throw a body wrapped in plastic into a lake where the tides change, it may float around for a fisherman too see...
And hide the corn, dig it, put it in a safety deposit box... *They* know you took it man...
If she has a cousin Maddy ????
Ohhh the possibilities
Give her cocaine and invite her to a gang-bang
Ask her if she knows the turkey is the stupidest bird ever. And does she ever dream of a red room?
You could have a lot of fun with this......
Lol @ booth
There's a new guy in our IT dept called David Lynch.
Give her cocaine and invite her to a gang-bang
Ask her if she knows the turkey is the stupidest bird ever. And does she ever dream of a red room?
You could have a lot of fun with this......
I had a client a few weeks ago named Shelly Johnson
She was complaining about her abusive husband and how he was not supporting her. No, I'm not making this up. It was serious and funny as hell at the same time.