One of mine was during an AC/DC concert, for those about to rock, I dressed up Angus style, I had to walk a good ways from the parking lot to the show. there was a small water puddle, fans walked around or jumped over it, dummy me, I jumped over, didn't make it, so, my nice suit was soaked & muddy! argh! some girls laughed, & I got redneck HEH!  I cussed at them told them come on! I'll KICK YOUR SWEET A**!!!!  they ran!!!! but, all & all it was a funny thing really! I was upset back then about the suit I wore, great concert I gotta add!!!

I was too drunk to truly be embarrassed til afterwards, but I fell asleep at a party one time, and woke up with a slice of pizza stuck to my ass.  Pictures were taken.  It wasn't pretty.

-cg

i was 13 years old and on holiday with my parents; we had a caravan and that year they decided we would travel between Italy and Switzerland, going through the mountainous regions.

Anyhoo.  We stopped for a break at one point and I needed the loo.  We had one of those lovely chemical toilets in the caravan, so I went and had my wee.  What my parents neglected to tell me was that because of the change in air pressure, there was a little button I needed to push on the loo before I "flushed" it.  So I pulled out the handle to flush the toilet and got a full bodywash of my own urine.  The air pressure was so high it just jumped up out of the loo and sprayed me from head to foot.  As it made this loud "POP", everyone in the family came rushing into the caravan to see me dripping wet and smelling of pee. 

I can laugh about it now, but when you're a spotty shy 13 year old, being covered in your own piss is not ideal... 

My theory by A. Elk, brackets, Miss, brackets. This theory goes as follows and begins now. All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much much thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is my theory, it is mine, and it belongs to me, and I own it, and what it is, too.

Ange's Odyssey

This didn't happen to me, but to someone on a work crew a few years ago when we were sharing these kinds of stories.

She was in 9th grade, in gym class, with both boys and girls in the gymnasium.  Girls were doing gymnastics, while boys were doing something else.  Cut to the balance beam- she was preparing to jump off, when the gym teacher reached up to steady her.  Somehow on teh dismount the teacher ended up grabbing only her sweat pants- underpants came off as well, so she stood there in a triumphant dismount pose for a horrible silent second before the entire gym irrupted in laughter.

I've had a few, but I'll pick one high school where my friend was bugging/poking me in history class, and of course the teacher only saw my retaliation.  I had to stand up in the middle of the class for the entire period.  I'd rather just get detention- at least that has some cool factor associated with it.