In the Black Lodge, one has to face one's shadow self, so does that mean Phillip Jeffries's Black Lodge experience was to navigate the Labyrinth and face the Goblin King himself? Would he have possibly been aided by Hoggle (LMFAP) on his trek? Maybe even a cameo by Sir Didymus? Did love or fear win out against Jareth, the Goblin King, in the City of Goblins as the Lodge inhabitants sang Magic Dance in the White Lodge followed by his test and As the World Falls Down in the Black Lodge? Did Jeffries's fear get induced by the size of Jareth's colossal codpiece? Was the Bog of Eternal Stench already-consumed and digested garmonbozia?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
