I really should just do a 'I heart Matt Ruff' thread but here is this instead.
Again from his 'Unpublished works' page;
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Congress: the Gathering (1997) — A political variant/satire of Magic: the Gathering which I wrote for possible submission to InQuest magazine but never got around to sending in. My final draft is here, but be aware that it won’t make much sense if you’re not a Magic player (and an old-school Magic player at that).
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Funny, funny feces, if you know MTG. WOTC and Ruff could have made big buck on this, I know I'd shell out for a starter deck and a couple of booster packs.
rb
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu