"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Hannibal Falling

This recounts the final chapter in the good doctors life as he lives out his last few years in the old psychos home.

Nurse; Good Morning Doctor Lecter!  How are we on this beautiful day?

Lecter; I'll Eat your liver with some fava bean and a nice Chianti!

Nurse;Now you know you're not allowed alcohol and fava beans give you gas.

Lecter; (Hisses menacingly) 

Nurse; Well if you're going to take that attitude I'll take away your teeth and then We won't be eating anyone's liver now will We?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Twin Peaks Choose Your Own Adventure (I used to read the hell out of those cheesy books when I was a kid)

If you want to order coffee, turn to page 12.

If you want to order huckleberry pie and hit on Toad, turn to page 59.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

'da Vinnie Code;

A trail of clues found in long forgotten grafiti at James Buchanan High School reveals a decades old conspiracy that reaches to the very heart of the Church of Scientology

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

It might help if you watched too much T.V. in the 70's

Then again it might not.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

How to Sit on Your Ass and Be Independently Wealthy

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

The Complete Idiot's Guide To Dummies

Complete Idiots for Dummies

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Harry Pothead and the Philosopher Stoner

Harry Pothead and the Chamber Pipe of Secrets

Harry Pothead and the Prisoner of Anslinger

Harry Pothead and the Chalice of Fire

Harry Pothead and the Odor of the Phoenix

Harry Pothead and the Half Ounce Prince

and

Harry Pothead and (I just can't figure it out! HELP!)

These actually were well on their way to being written when a voice in my head said "If you write it they will sue." to which I said "Hey, the voices can give good advice!"  It was to be the story of the intrepid Harry Pothead who just want's to go through school nicely baked but is thwarted by the machinations of the evil Lord Boggartmort.  Ah well, I'll just have to dream of the glory that might have been.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper