Okay, here goes.

So, imagine you can write yourself into Twin Peaks as a new character, at any point in either season, as anyone you like. What's your role? Who do you mingle with? What plot are you involved in, if any? Are you basically yourself, or would you change something about the way you look, act, etc? Just run wild with it, there's no "rules"....

Personally, i'd just be me, but i would be a biker (i have a leather jacket at home!). Maybe an acquaintance of Bobby Briggs, not necessarily a friend, so it would make it less awkward when i dive in and sweep Shelley off her feet whilst Leo is a vegetable and Bobby is in cahoots with Ben Horne. It would be a secret of course.

Maybe i'd have known Laura, and have some secrets of my own to keep. Maybe, akin to Harold, i would have been someone independent of her circle of friends that she found she could have confided in. I'd have known about Bob, and about all her relationship strifes. And you bet your sweet ass i'd be a bookhouse boy too. I'd know James quite well, and possibly tell him to get his feckin' act together.

Haha, obviously i wouldn't be a VITAL character, but i like the idea of the Shelley bit.....

I don't think anyone would cast me in this type of role, but you said anything goes.  I think I would like to be another person added to Cooper's story line.  Someone who would help bring out the evil in him.  I think it would be someone like the bad guy in Karate Kid 3, LOL.  Maybe Windom Earl's side kick.  I think my storyline would overlap with a few other people like Leo and maybe some secrets I know to black mail people.  I think that would be a  fun role to play. 

Andrea Hays (Heidi) tells this story about how she had this jealous boyfriend when TP was being filmed, who would delete messages on her answering machine asking her to be part of the show after the pilot. 

So, yeah. There should have been another diner waitress. Maybe she'd be a victim of Windom Earle's.  

Andrea Hays (Heidi) tells this story about how she had this jealous boyfriend when TP was being filmed, who would delete messages on her answering machine asking her to be part of the show after the pilot. 

So, yeah. There should have been another diner waitress. Maybe she'd be a victim of Windom Earle's.  

Wow, that's interesting. Thanks for sharing.

Proper bellend. (The boyfriend i mean, not you!)

As much as I wish I could say otherwise, I probably would have been one of James's friends and would be trying to get some Donna.  Squeaky clean and a square back in the day (before I got lost in the darkness LOL).

I would be a Black Lodge spirit, or maybe Judy.   I would like to appear in dreams, nightmares and non-linear timescales only.   I want people to be talking about me in message-boards in 25 years time!

Andrea Hays (Heidi) tells this story about how she had this jealous boyfriend when TP was being filmed, who would delete messages on her answering machine asking her to be part of the show after the pilot. 

I would be a craps dealer at One Eyed Jack's.  I worked as a craps dealer for 5 years and I miss it sometimes.  Maybe I would run drugs across the border.  I would be Bobby's new girlfriend after Shelley ran off with that other guy.

I would appear in the town and save the shoe from cancellation creating new plotlines.

 I'd also have numerous affairs including, Audrey and lauras lost twin sister.

I would be Shellys' panties.

I would be Shellys' panties.

I've changed my mind from my original post. I either want to be a really small black guy who asks people what they are talking about, really fast. Or a guy who walks in through a door at really tense/upsetting/depressing moments and delivers really unnecessary one-liners, and walks out again.

Well, well. I wouldn´t change a thing about myself, except my age. I´m 17 years old and a newbie in the same class as Laura and co. I am the new guy. The first thing my character would does is visiting Nadine, giving her a lesson in wrestling (I think mixed wrestling is really sexy), then I´d hit her head pretty hard and convince her that she´s 17 years old. Next day she and Mike is a couple and I´m Bobby Briggs new best friend, which is kinda cool, but after a while I want to socialize with cream of the crop in Twin Peaks and he´s just to instable to tag along (his cream, garmonbozia is still to shallow).

So i get to hang out with the inner core and eventually Laura sees what a great guy I am, hell she sees beyond my core and straight into my inner darkness - and bang - our spiritual connection is made, at this point there´s no time and thoughts about sex and stuff. She even gives me her diary and I am soon involved with this thing of hers; Leland/BOB.

She´s afraid to sleep at nights, so I am spending my nights with her, below her bed waiting for this thing. Then, when, it finally comes through her windom I am starting to scream and bites it everywhere. I show it a mirror, growls and cracks the mirror with my head, the blood the is everywhere. I am insane. And I hate computers, I can´t even insert an emotion. Now I lost my momentum and Laura Palmer wakes up from her dream. Damn it!

i'd re-write myself as the guy who got on the plane with audrey instead of JJW.

I would be the gap in Evelyn's front teeth.

i would like to be a guy that possesses Bob.......or shellys panties (but not at the same time as lynchman72!)

i would like to be a guy that possesses Bob.......or shellys panties (but not at the same time as lynchman72!)