Dungeons & Dragons (2000) - Ugh. I picked it up for $5 and it was one of the worst scores ever. I did sit through the entire thing but had to hold a gun to my head to get me to do it.
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
Nothing But Trouble - some 80s comedy I believe starring Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and Dan Akroyd
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
It's a toss up between Jeepers Creepers & Analyze This. Oh, and Cabin Fever. Gah! What a pile of sh*t!
I used to think The Room (with Annie Lennox and Julian Sands) was bad, but now I understand the theater of Harold Pinter.
Anything with too many car chases, shoot outs and explosions just goes over my radar when it's on in the room, but you can bet if Van Damme or any of his contemporaries are in it, it sucks.
This isn't the absolute worst, but it's almost at the bottom of my list...Fast Food. It's just...not good. But it DID teach me all about priapism, which rocked. I mean, priapism doesn't rock. Just knowing what it was kind of rocked since it gave me a new word with which to insult people.
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
I have seen a lot of bad movies. Rap The Movie seems to come to mind. It was just bad. It wasn't bad enough to be good, but bad enough to be boring and bad.
Garbage Pail Kids The Movie is another one that comes to mind.
I had to leave theater when I saw the Bo Derek version of Tarzan. I was falling asleep & THEN Richard Harris started chewing the scenery very loudly!!! Saw the first Star Wars movie the day it opened & was truly hyped! I love GOOD science fiction... which this definitely was not. State of the art special effects, sure. But horrid writing coupled with wooden acting = a very expensive bad movie. Watched the 2 sequels on video to ensure that I wasn't drawn in by the THX experience. Nope, more of the same. I've strenuously avoided any more of this sad, yet puzzlingly lucrative franchise. My son recently saw(& regretted) seeing Clone Wars. Told ya so... For the record, I do like Star Tours, mainly because it features the thing SW does well. Plus, the Paul Ruebens guide character.
Nothing But Trouble - some 80s comedy I believe starring Chevy Chase, Demi Moore, and Dan Akroyd
WOW! i just borrowed this from my father to see if it was as bad as i remember it being. i may have to watch it right now and hopefully will lull me into sleep.
also, tho i havent seen them all, and wouldnt even if redbear put a gun to my head, i nominate the slate of trying to be parodies/meta films such as scary movie, date movie, epic movie, leave the theater before the coming attractions are finished movie. i cant recall being more insulted by a piece of "art" or entertainment by assuming all of us have an IQ below 80 and think its funny to just mention a pop culture reference as the joke. not the set up for a joke, just the mention of it is the joke. i blame this all on m. night shyamalan. i would expound, but thats an even better waste of time than sitting through a 75 min. "fill in the blank_movie".
I once rented a video-only horror movie called "Satan's Storybook" that was easily the worst movie I ever saw.
-cg
Vanilla Ice delivers this line with a straight face - "Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Oh yeah, I forgot about Cool As Ice.
It's a toss up between Jeepers Creepers & Analyze This. Oh, and Cabin Fever. Gah! What a pile of sh*t
Jeepers Creepers was pants, didnt like Analyse This. Cabin Fever i didnt mind...(kinda biased as while watching it, I got laid
)...seems like ages ago that I last saw Cabin Fever
Either of The Blair Witch films can be added to the crap list, along with The Marine
"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"
"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"
Cabin Fever i didnt mind...(kinda biased as while watching it, I got laid
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
The only redeeming quality of Cabin Fever was Cerina Vincent 
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
LMAO. To be honest Amanda, the first time I 'seen' Cabin Fever, I watched like 15 mins of it. When I rewatched it..I thought as a horror film it was kind of....meh...not good but not a total stinker.
Regarding Analyse This...Ive never been a fan of Billy Crystal's anyway
Was Cerina Vincent the hot brunette in CF?
"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"
"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"
OMG how could anyone get it up while watching this movie? It is a giant pile of crap, hands down. Eli Roth must've given Satan regular and frequent blowjobs just to land that distribution deal.No KIDDING!!! You know that Hollywood revolves around cocksucking, saladtossing and coke deals when something as unbearable as Cabin Fever (or Hostel II for that matter) is forcibly thrust onto the world, and a great film like Dark Reel is stuck touring film festivals, seen by only a few.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Ghost Busters 2
Caddyshack 2
The Grudge (WTF!!!!)
No KIDDING!!! You know that Hollywood revolves around cocksucking, saladtossing and coke deals when something as unbearable as Cabin Fever (or Hostel II for that matter) is forcibly thrust onto the world, and a great film like Dark Reel is stuck touring film festivals, seen by only a few.
Sing it, sistah!
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
No KIDDING!!! You know that Hollywood revolves around cocksucking, saladtossing and coke deals when something as unbearable as Cabin Fever (or Hostel II for that matter) is forcibly thrust onto the world, and a great film like Dark Reel is stuck touring film festivals, seen by only a few.
Sing it, sistah!
"No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H.L. Mencken"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
Just watched the Star Wars Holiday Special last night... in it's entirety... somehow. Wow. I'll never complain about Phantom Menace again (actually I take that back, Lucas has no excuse for that one). After 2 hours of bad Wookiee speak (including 20 minute scenes where they do nothing but talk to each other!), Chewbacca's father Itchy watching what is apparently the equivalent of Wookiee porn (human women singing horribly), the Star Wars cast looking either out of it, or extremely uncomfortable, and Wookiees watching terrible TV shows, I was pretty speechless. How can something simultaneously be so hilariously bad and so tedious? That probably doesn't really count as a movie though... probably the most unpleasant viewing experience of my life was Batman Forever. I can't stand that movie, I really don't know why some people seem to like it. Also Daredevil; that was terrible. I'm sure there are others but I can't really think of them right now.
That god damn trailer's more popular than Uncle's Day in a whorehouse!
Id almost forgotten about Daredevil, my that was a load of crap, Affleck is so overrated, and the jammiest shit in Holywood nailing Jen Garner
"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"
"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
No KIDDING!!! You know that Hollywood revolves around cocksucking, saladtossing and coke deals when something as unbearable as Cabin Fever (or Hostel II for that matter) is forcibly thrust onto the world, and a great film like Dark Reel is stuck touring film festivals, seen by only a few.
Sing it, sistah!
And that is, as we say, show biz. Never thought Cabin Fever was that bad, but... The Dark Reel trailer looks very promising. Best of luck to Josh, but there are LOADS of worthy films that don't get distributed. Well, if this filmmaking thing doesn't work out for him, he can always... Oh wait, it's only folk like me who can work a day job & try to find spare time to work on our art. Hey, films DO get picked up at Fests. Here's hopin' that happens with Dark Reel!