What are some Twin Peaks products that should have been made to capitalize on the success of TP back in 1990-1992?

My first suggestion for a patent is - John Justice Wheeler Hair Extensions

What are some others?

Cheese Pigs

Maddy Ferguson Oversized Coke Bottle Glasses (made famous on TP way before Paris Hilton and her ilk started wearing huge glasses)

Garmonbozia-brand Creamed Corn

Laura's sunglasses

Stop Ghostwood buttons

Dr. Jacoby 3-D Glasses

Deputy Brennan Scotch Tape

Sheriff Harry Truman Brand "Old Irish Whiskey"

Nadine Hurley exercise/fitness tape!

Blackie's Blow-up Dolls - she's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard. And i'm not talking about the heroin!

John Justice Wheeler's Christmas Jumpers - for those who aren't afraid to look a complete knob when they're pulling their crackers.

Harold's Stash-Away Bookshelves - perfect for pornos!

.......also Pete Martell and Jerry Horne should defintely launch Fishing and Cooking sets, respectfully.

Blackie's Blow-up Dolls - she's had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard. And i'm not talking about the heroin!

John Justice Wheeler's Christmas Jumpers - for those who aren't afraid to look a complete knob when they're pulling their crackers.

Harold's Stash-Away Bookshelves - perfect for pornos!

.......also Pete Martell and Jerry Horne should defintely launch Fishing and Cooking sets, respectfully.

Mmm, I would pull that tacky-ass Christmas jumper off him with my teeth.

I nominate Catherine Martell Survival Kits: comes with tuna fish, walking stick, plaid flannel parka and fisherman's bucket hat, and Asian man disguise.

And it's a wig, not extensions, coolsprings! Ask Kenneth Welsh- he's wearing one of Billy's in the old Blue Book video. 

You can't put extensions on a head that's bald already.

multi-cultural sidenote:

I Googled "pulling (one's) crackers" + English slang, because that last bit went over my head. Might this be a reference to fortune cookie style jokes found in christmas "crackers" or noisemakers? We only use those for New Year's.  Or does it mean to manipulate one's testicles?  Either way, I'm amused!

Did Billy Zane wear a wig in Titanic as well? LOL

**Idea for another JJW product line - Guyliner.

 Or does it mean to manipulate one's testicles?

Did Billy Zane wear a wig in Titanic as well? LOL

**Idea for another JJW product line - Guyliner.

You betcha.  The only good scene in Only You is Zane pulling off one of his wigs and saying to hell with the corny pretty boy character he was playing, kind of making fun of his own career. 

Here's one:  Log Lady Sticky Pine Pitch Gum

he was pretty funny in only you, as much as i didnt like the JJW character. he didnt have a wig for dead calm did he?

oh yeah, what about the mysterious and so far elusive drink of judge sternwood, the black yukon sucker-punch! at least a recipe would be nice.

Oh, I can't believe no one's come up with the most obvious one (I even made it a mock commercial for my first TP Live show)..... Leo Johnson's Soap-in-a-Sock!!! 101 Different Uses! Teenage daughter not washed her hands before dinner? Now you can simply whack 'em clean, without even leaving the table!!! It can even get you a beer! Hey, Shelley! SEE?!?!

Leland Palmer Singing, Dancing, and Crying Instructional Video

Leland Palmer Singing, Dancing, and Crying Instructional Video

I have a feeling it would be shot something like this.
 

Leland Palmer Singing, Dancing, and Crying Instructional Video

I have a feeling it would be shot something like this.
 

Black Lodge chewing gum

James Hurley Singing Lessons

Dick Tremayne ascot collection.

Sarah Palmer Wigs - sold exclusively at Xmas tree lots

Audry's kitty cat mask.

Sarah Palmer Wigs - sold exclusively at Xmas tree lots

How about Laura Palmer Diary Kits.....complete with cute little plastic pouches and safety box keys....