If I was a high school student, I would spy on Audrey and Donna in the girls locker room.
You could be the horny old janitor and do that.
But seriously, would Audrey be bothered with gym class?
Wasn't it The Cheerleaders that had the horny old janitor always beating off (or trying to, anyway) to everything? Or am I the only person who's seen that film? :) 70's pornos are funny...
Anyway, I would totally work at either the Gazette (put that journalism degree to work finally) or the Double R. They seem the two places that would suit me the best. Barring those jobs, I would probably settle for teaching at the high school.
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
I'd would be Audry's personal bodyguard :)
70's pornos are funny....
I've seen 2 70's pornos. One was a Best of John Holmes compilation and the other was Debbie Does Dallas. Disco bush!!!
As for the topic at hand, I'd like to take over the local drug dealing biz, since Leo and Ben are probably dead, Hank is in prison, and Bobby and Mike don't know what the hell they're doing.
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
As for the topic at hand, I'd like to take over the local drug dealing biz, since Leo and Ben are probably dead, Hank is in prison, and Bobby and Mike don't know what the hell they're doing.
Ooooh, let me know when you're open for business. I'm almost out. :D
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
See? Kids need drugs to get through school 
. It's a public service!
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
See? Kids need drugs to get through school
GROW UP!
We are. It might be even more true in college. Simmer down, j.
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Old folk used to hang out at high schools to sell drugs now they hang out there trying to pick up a contact. "Psssst, hey kid can you hook me up?"
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu
I'd love to work at the Perfume Counter and be a Hospitality Girl as long as it didn't involve the slutty part :) A RR Wairess Job would be cool too, as would Lucy's job since I used to work in admin I bet I could handle that :) I wonder if Lucy's still there doing that....
"watch out for my cousin.."
lol
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper