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Funny TP discussion link...thoughts?

9 posts

No. 1

coolspringsj

Thursday, October 23, 2008 8:51 AM

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=592595

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 2

pineweasel

Thursday, October 23, 2008 2:33 PM

Interesting read....although I agree with the poster that was a little put out that Gordon, LMFAP, BOB, etc. didn't make the list.....but afterall, it is "his" favorite characters, not mine 

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."
No. 3

12rainbow

Thursday, October 23, 2008 3:56 PM

 * re: Leo First time I've ever head "zipperhead" outside the context of the Vietnam war. If you're going to call Leo something unPC and offensive, call him a "downie."

* re: someone else's comment about JJW.  I am certain that guys all hate Billy Zane because he's prettier than they are. (Notice they always call him Billy Zane, not JJW.)  They approve of Cooper being with Audrey because he's the kind of guy you'd approve of your sister or your ex you still care about dating; totally sexually non-threatening (unless you count other men doing horrible things to women because he had sex with them.)

* re: Jean Renault. He says he "takes advantage of her [Audrey]" when she's smacked out.  By feeding her caramel?  She alleges she's still a virgin after all that, so unless he put hot caramel sauce on his wang and.... you get the drift.

* re: Harold.  Donna didn't spin that "Bergman-eque tale" about the lake, it's in Laura's diary.

No. 4

coolspringsj

Thursday, October 23, 2008 4:05 PM

It was a fun, looooong read whether you agree or not with some of the comments.

I liked James being referred to as a douche.

I like the "would you bend over the sink?" comments.

I don't think guys are jealous of JJW.  His hair blows and he tucks his sweater in.  He really is a tool.  I don't ever want to look like that.

It was funny when the poster referred to Shelley's (the poet) poem as Cooper's poem written for Caroline.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 5

LittleMike

Thursday, October 23, 2008 4:12 PM

Agreed, some of that stuff was hilarious to read! The dig about going to TP festivals was a little dodgy though, as I know a few of ya on here attend them

Agreed with the 5 irritating characters though, they forgot Evelyn Marsh and Little Nicky tho how dare they forget those annoying characters!!!

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

No. 6

coolspringsj

Thursday, October 23, 2008 4:17 PM

The only dig at the Fest I noticed (and didn't get) was something about Kimmy Robertson having bad luck looking for a husband at the Fest.  I have never attended one and I am not an insider nor apart of the TP Fanbase inner circle.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 7

12rainbow

Friday, October 24, 2008 12:11 AM

The only dig at the Fest I noticed (and didn't get) was something about Kimmy Robertson having bad luck looking for a husband at the Fest.  I have never attended one and I am not an insider nor apart of the TP Fanbase inner circle.


 Oh, someone says they're scared of his trivia knowledge, and he says he's not lame enough to go to a TP Festival. Which means he's ugly, snark. And there is not inner circle, j. Just a bunch of nerds willing to fork over a couple hundred for an unforgettable hoe-down annually.   This dude actually has more questions for the actors than any of us have ever come up with, I think he'd fit right in...

(Kimmy had a brief marriage to someone she met at a Fest, who used to post on the 'Zette. No biggie. It was spontaneous.) 

No. 8

pineweasel

Friday, October 24, 2008 9:06 AM

I meant to add that his posts were pretty funny.....especially

23. Jerry Horne (David Patrick Kelly) - "Did you want to kick Eddie Murphy in the nuts for slamming you with that car door?" 

I about spit tea all over my computer when I read that one!

"Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies."
No. 9

coolspringsj

Friday, October 24, 2008 9:14 AM

The poster obviously took a lot of time and care in these posts.  I figured that person has to post on here or Dugpa if they are so Peaks obsessed.  Maybe not, which would be really odd.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper