i don't think there's a single episode of enterprise i like more than the andorian incident
i like the romulan 3-parter from season 4 better but it's got a lot of fluff that could be cut out. andorian incident is just a REALLY solid standalone. like "the inner light" or "any given good TOS episode" level good, imo.
Dammit, I was hoping my Alexander comment would prompt you into yet another rant about the quilted-head-dude. :) Hooray for the illustrious career of Dustin Diamond!
The Andorian Incident is tits. I could ask for no better from Enterprise, really.
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
I'm sorry. Do you speak jive? I'm not sure who this quilted head dude is you speaketh of.
Or is this for 'fud?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
The Andorian Incident is tits.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Dammit, I was hoping my Alexander comment would prompt you into yet another rant about the quilted-head-dude. :)
My favorite TNG moment is in Q-Pid (the Robin Hood one) where Worf takes the stringed instrument from a tights-wearing LaForge and smashes it against a tree and says "sorry".
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
the best ever trek comedy moment, and i will hear no arguments to the contrary, is when famke janssen is working her magic all over riker and he's just about to cream his jumpsuit, and he manages to tear himself away from her. then he taps his communicator and says "if anyone needs me, i'll be in holodeck 3" dude is gonna go use the holodeck to jerk off like a madman. kills me every time
the best ever trek comedy moment, and i will hear no arguments to the contrary, is when famke janssen is working her magic all over riker and he's just about to cream his jumpsuit, and he manages to tear himself away from her. then he taps his communicator and says "if anyone needs me, i'll be in holodeck 3" dude is gonna go use the holodeck to jerk off like a madman. kills me every time
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
the best ever trek comedy moment, and i will hear no arguments to the contrary, is when famke janssen is working her magic all over riker and he's just about to cream his jumpsuit, and he manages to tear himself away from her. then he taps his communicator and says "if anyone needs me, i'll be in holodeck 3" dude is gonna go use the holodeck to jerk off like a madman. kills me every time
This one
IMDB says it's holodeck 4.
What is the NAME of the episode?
Also, can someone post a pic of those early TNG episodes where the male officers wore dresses for some reason. WTF?!??!?
The Klingon makeup looks goofy early on in TNG - you could seat a table for 10 on their forehead.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
It's called "Famke Janssen only has one Star Trek credit"What is the NAME of the episode?
*cracks knuckles*
EDIT- Dammit, that's the Season 5 DVD of TNG (read don't have this one)
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Do you think Troi was too fat to be wearing a catsuit on TNG?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Do you think Troi was too fat to be wearing a catsuit on TNG?
Do you think Troi was too fat to be wearing a catsuit on TNG?
All I'm saying is that in comparison to T'Pol and 7 of 9 in their catsuits, she looks like a heffer.
And yes, I would still do Troi in 39 different ways.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Do you think Troi was too fat to be wearing a catsuit on TNG?
This is reason numero uno why Nefud will always be one of the coolest dudes around. Fud, J is very...erm...picky about his women. :)
J, my favorite Worf moment from the episode "Qpid" is when he says "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
Jolene Blalock - model turned actressT'Pol
Jeri Ryan - beauty queen turned actress7 of 9
Also, can someone post a pic of those early TNG episodes where the male officers wore dresses for some reason. WTF?!??!?
You mean like this:
~ Amanda
"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."
Harold and Kumar let the stank out.You mean like this:
That's the pic, Amanda! WTF were they thinking?
'Fud, what are you picky about concerning women?
Booth, quality caption for White Castle pic.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
I just figured it out. 'Fud is married to Marina Sirtis!
I think she is hot, I just meant for some reason her catsuit doesn't flatter her figure like the other 2 Barbie dolls in Trek.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Booth's Harold and Kumar reference actually IS on topic because Harold (John Cho) is playing Sulu in Trek XI. I also remember him fondly from shouting MILF about Stifler's mom in American Pie.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
'Fud, what are you picky about concerning women?
skin. i can deal with fat, i can deal with crazy, i can deal with unshaven legs/pits, but i require smooth lovely skin. so idea why.
'Fud, what are you picky about concerning women?
skin. i can deal with fat, i can deal with crazy, i can deal with unshaven legs/pits, but i require smooth lovely skin. so idea why.
Unshaven legs/pits
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
'Fud, what are you picky about concerning women?
skin. i can deal with fat, i can deal with crazy, i can deal with unshaven legs/pits, but i require smooth lovely skin. so idea why.
Unshaven legs/pits
i dunno about you but when i've got my dick in someone the last thing on my mind is "hmm, is that several days stubble? SHAAAAAME!!!!"