i don't think there's a single episode of enterprise i like more than the andorian incident

i like the romulan 3-parter from season 4 better but it's got a lot of fluff that could be cut out. andorian incident is just a REALLY solid standalone. like "the inner light" or "any given good TOS episode" level good, imo.

Dammit, I was hoping my Alexander comment would prompt you into yet another rant about the quilted-head-dude. :) Hooray for the illustrious career of Dustin Diamond!

The Andorian Incident is tits. I could ask for no better from Enterprise, really.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

I'm sorry.  Do you speak jive?   I'm not sure who this quilted head dude is you speaketh of.

Or is this for 'fud?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

This one
IMDB says it's holodeck 4.

What is the NAME of the episode?

Also, can someone post a pic of those early TNG episodes where the male officers wore dresses for some reason.  WTF?!??!?

The Klingon makeup looks goofy early on in TNG - you could seat a table for 10 on their forehead.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 *cracks knuckles*

EDIT- Dammit, that's the Season 5 DVD of TNG (read don't have this one)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 All I'm saying is that in comparison to T'Pol and 7 of 9 in their catsuits, she looks like a heffer.

And yes, I would still do Troi in 39 different ways.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

This is reason numero uno why Nefud will always be one of the coolest dudes around. Fud, J is very...erm...picky about his women. :)

J, my favorite Worf moment from the episode "Qpid" is when he says "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

You mean like this:

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

That's the pic, Amanda! WTF were they thinking?

'Fud, what are you picky about concerning women?

Booth, quality caption for White Castle pic.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

I just figured it out.  'Fud is married to Marina Sirtis! 

I think she is hot, I just meant for some reason her catsuit doesn't flatter her figure like the other 2 Barbie dolls in Trek.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 skin. i can deal with fat, i can deal with crazy, i can deal with unshaven legs/pits, but i require smooth lovely skin. so idea why.

 Unshaven legs/pits

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i dunno about you but when i've got my dick in someone the last thing on my mind is "hmm, is that several days stubble? SHAAAAAME!!!!"