The Queen of Kings.

Plot Synopsis; Finally, after years of waiting, Reginalds Mother has died and he has been crowned king of (Freedonia.) This has given him the confidence he needs to come out of the closet as a cross dresser.  Can the King of a 21st century nation effectively occupy the throne and find happiness while wearing womens clothes?

Mama Miata!

A high ranking officer in the mob is surprised to discover his beloved mother has been reincarnated as a moderately priced sporty car. Can a tough Jersey mook find love and happiness driving a chicks car inhabited by the spirit of his dead mom?

Triple Peaks: a quirky small town drama/comedy/sci-fi/horror/romance in an alternate universe (which contains a superfluous third mountain)...

Chuckles

A sitcom comprised entirely of bloopers.

Chuckles

A sitcom comprised entirely of bloopers.

 It exists.  America's Funniest Home Videos.

I meant a show that has a script but the only takes they use are they ones where the actors blow their lines for some reason.

The really old man on Family Guy getting a spinoff show on the Disney Channel.

I'm still waiting for the prophecy of that future show "The Running Man."

A show without an episode's ending shot in slow-motion and Damien Rice's "Delicate" in the soundtrack... That would be just great...

a female version of Dexter with the main character being Hannah Montana

a female version of Dexter with the main character being Hannah Montana

 How about a Hanna Montana version of South Park, where Mylie Cyrus is Kenny, and gets killed at the end of every episode.

E.R.R.  Mr. Bean suffers amnesia after a fall, wakes up, and thinks he's a doctor.  Actually, this is more or less Scrubs, so never mind...

PIE THAT GUY!   A show of nothing but guys getting hit in the face with pies of various types.  Audience participation, polls, viewer requests of particular people to get pied.  Only guys though, no women. (Gotta have some sequel potential.)

A news program that is not liberal.

A news program that is not liberal.

 HAHAHAHAHAH

A news program that is not liberal.

 Sour Grapes: a show about people who think everything is too liberal.

hope you ready for the next episode heeeeey

smoke weed every day

A 24 hour channel which broadcasts different people mowing their yard.  It would show each person from start to finish mow their yard and then it would go to the next person and so on down the line in a perpetual loop.

A 24 hour channel which broadcasts different people mowing their yard.  It would show each person from start to finish mow their yard and then it would go to the next person and so on down the line in a perpetual loop.

 I would watch the hell out of this...

A 24 hour channel which broadcasts different people mowing their yard.  It would show each person from start to finish mow their yard and then it would go to the next person and so on down the line in a perpetual loop.

 I would watch the hell out of this...

 I know.  redbear would purchase Season One of this on DVD for the Deleted Scenes of weedeating.

Lawn care is sooooooooooo hawt!  (Is that the right spelling, 'hawt'?)

First off I need to take care of some unpleasant business;

QUOTE:A news program that is not liberal.

 PIE THAT GUY!  Sorry cool but introducing politics into a humor thread gets the pie.  But I like you so I'm going with the Banana Cream rather than the Apple Hot From The Oven.

But really I know where you are coming from, that FOX news is totally out of control.  When did Rupert become a commie anyway?

Back to pleasant business.

Susan is a columnist at a San Francisco Magazine. She's cute, she's smart, she's narcoleptic!  Can she find love and happiness and if she does can she stay awake for it?  Watch Suddenly Snoozin' and find out!

Southern Exposure

Noelle (Noel) Fleischman finds herself (himself) on a south pacific island serving a stint as a doctor to repay her (his) student loans.  Can she (he) find love and happiness in a polyamorous, matriarchal society where everyone is really hot and wears very small bathing suits? (Please to note that the gender and sexual preference of Noelle (Noel) is not determined at this point, I figure we can see who shows up at auditions and what is 'in' at that moment.  Personally I'm pulling for female and bi, but I'm a het (+/-) guy so you probably could have figured that out.)

We now return you to your regular programing.

Little Nicky - it stays faithful to the whole duality theme by forming an unholy alliance of the Little Nicky character of Twin Peaks with the Adam Sandler movie of the same name.

Susan is a columnist at a San Francisco Magazine. She's cute, she's smart, she's narcoleptic!  Can she find love and happiness and if she does can she stay awake for it?  Watch Suddenly Snoozin' and find out!

This is brilliant!  Kudos!  I can see every week how Susan has to explain to her editor why her movie/theater reviews leave out very important plot points.  Every week she has to invent more and more outlandish excuses for apparent absences during these performances, and hilarity ensues when she has to convince others to back up her stories...  Kind of a reverse super-hero-protecting-her-secret-identity vibe...
 

Joe the Celebrity - Celebrities having to take real jobs for an extended period of time and seeing how they hold up - janitor, short order cook, receptionist, bus driver, etc.

Joe the Celebrity - Celebrities having to take real jobs for an extended period of time and seeing how they hold up - janitor, short order cook, receptionist, bus driver, etc.

"Now I am become Joe the plumber" - John McCain

Joe the Celebrity - Celebrities having to take real jobs for an extended period of time and seeing how they hold up - janitor, short order cook, receptionist, bus driver, etc.

 Oooooo...

Jen, Brad and Angelina spend a month working as the Three Stooges Septic Cleaning Service. 'They're hot, sexy and covered in shit!' I might even get a digital adapter in order to see that.