"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

LINKY FOR YOU

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

I was going to say "No, that would be lame" but the actual method of Cheese Racing is indeed lame all on its own. :) So. Yeah.

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

For US cable viewers may I recommend the fantastic ' Sham Wahs'. These cutting edge german technology miracle cleaning rags fabrics are must haves. And with the arm holes on the Snuggie you can wash your car all snuggly with cutting edge efficiency. A one two can't be beat combo.

If only Billy Mays would endorse these must haves.

Hmm I don't know. Did we ever determine if or how the Snuggie is or is not fastened in the back ?

And I want to rescind my endorsement of the above mentioned product. I don't know how anyone would buy a product sight unseen and untested named a " Sham ". Maybe that is the fly by night company's little office joke? 

" Hey boss, we sold 10,000 ' shams ' this month ! " The grinning conference room chortles and laughs.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

   j   Sorry guy, I missed your Shamwow reference early on page one.

I think those Snuggies and Shamwows are made of the same stuff. You could really go to town and Spring clean the house using the huge Snuggie and make a Shammie "Breezer" out of the Shamwows. One Breezer model for chicks and one for guys.... Naw just a one, maybe two piece unisex Breezer for all to wear poolside.

Cheese Racing is perhaps the most often discussed pre-Fest activity that has never actually happened.  Each year I am saddened by the lack of an appropriate grill.

And an appropriate Snuggie.

-cg

Snuggie advert parody:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y&eurl=http://nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/archive/2009/01/30/today-in-wtf-the-wtf-blanket-will-give-you-super-herpes.aspx&feature=player_embedded