"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Thanks for that info, Mr. Silencio.  I had no idea.  I admire Kubrick greatly--my husband and I rewatched Full Metal Jacket just a few nights ago.  I was appalled when I bought Eyes Wide Shut and discovered that dark black g-strings had been added to all the women in the sex magic scenes.  Give me a break!  How could that happen?  Are European versions unedited?  

I came across a movie called Color me Kubrick, with John Malkovich playing Alan Conway, a real life conman who passed himself off as Stanley Kubrick for the last ten years of the director's life.  It is worth watching for Malkovich's hilarious performance.

original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Descent

Blair Witch Project

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 this is a really good opinion

i don't think i've been scared by anything fictional but a lynch movie/TP since i was 7 or so. i mean, unless we're talking about "jump" scares, but those take zero skill

one of my favorite moments in TP is when cooper smashes his head against the mirror at the very end. it's both a "jump" scare and a culmination of the plot which freaked me out. very very good scary moment imo.  

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

It is not scary in a classical way, that's for sure. For example, a lot said that for a horror movie The Shining is pretty much bright instead of dark. I first saw it when I was like 6 or 7 and I had nightmares, because of the disturbing atmosphere, the sense of isolation, and of course the blood-flood out of the elevator and the chopped up twins and so on...

Eyes wide shut - International release has the G strings on the women when they first appear. The point is that, as soon as Tom Cruise starts taking a tour of the castle, many people are boning and it's pretty much intense. I mean, you don't see genitalia going out and in. It's not pornography, but definitely R-rated stuff for the US system. That's why Kubrick himself had things and people added in the right points to cover the more explicit actions. If you want to do it for respect towards the movie, I suggest you to buy an import DVD if you have a region-free dvd player or you can go at Youporn.com and type 'eyes wide shut' and there you have the uncut scene. It looks like a fish out of water, if you ask me and the reason is pretty obvious :)

I think they should put a working age filter on Youporn! I mean, any underage kid can go there and click on "Yes, I am 18 or over". It's pretty sad to know that an 11-12 year old could go there and spoil himself.

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

From what I read, also the theatrical version that was shown in American screenings has the censoring figures. I don't know what to say, frankly, because here in Italy it's very different. Every movie that comes out, even the most sex and violence-riped gets to be seen by everyone and usually when a movie is prohibited they just use the under 14 policy (very rarely you can find a movie that is for people over 18). This is majorly because of commercial reasons.

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

I've seen THE SHINING a million of times... Until the DVD came out I saw it with that horrible (and Kubrick approved!) spanish dubbing, easily one of the worst out there, later enjoyed the original version (I love Nicholson imitating Duvall "As soon as possible!") and only once saw the US cut...

The thing is I disliked the "added" scenes, looked like deleted and unnecessary stuff to me, but that's because we love what we are accostumated to, that's why even if I admit the new APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX scenes are good, I totally hate them because the film I saw and loved didn't have them and didn't need them... The same goes for FWWM and that Super Extended edition many fans have wet dreams about...

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)

"Did they scoff the whole damn Smörgåsbord?" (Audrey) 

"Gimme a donut!" (Coop)