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I WILL Suck!!!

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No. 1

one suave folk

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 5:51 PM

 Know that this is not a possibility for most of you, but those in the Seattle vicinity may want to check out the 12th Annual Elvis Invitationals (www.elvisinvitationals.com) Sat. Jan. 24 at Club Motor (1920 1st Ave. S.). We're using a new club, a new band, & my new number as a vampire Elvis promises NOT to suck! (I performed it there on the 9th with my partner Emily) Hope some of y'all can make it down!!!

No. 2

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:52 PM

72.8 percent of the Gazette members live in the Seattle area so they have NO excuse for not being there.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 3

Nefud

Thursday, January 15, 2009 12:56 PM

now i'm curious, how many of us actually do live in seattle (or the surrounding area)?

real fans live where they made the pilot and movie, just fyi. the rest of y'all are scrubs

No. 4

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:04 PM

All of the Seattle fans need to meet every weekend and engage in a huge tickle pile.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 5

Nefud

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:05 PM

so far it seems to be just me and OSF so i'm not down with that. no offense, suavey.

No. 6

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:15 PM

so far it seems to be just me and OSF so i'm not down with that. no offense, suavey.

 What's so wrong about a group of hairy, sweaty men?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 7

Nefud

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:18 PM

i'm delightfully non-hairy. nary a back or ass hair to be found

and i wouldn't say wrong, it's just not my scene

No. 8

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:19 PM

But I thought you liked hair.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 9

Nefud

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:26 PM

it's not a dealbreaker, unlike a wang

No. 10

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:31 PM

Not even while listening to Right Said Fred?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 11

Nefud

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:34 PM

Not even while listening to Right Said Fred?


i will not try wang on a plane

i will not try wang on a train

trying wang just aint my plan

i do not like them sam i am

No. 12

Booth

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:49 PM

Either/Or

Pre-op male-to-female or pre-op female-to-male

No. 13

coolspringsj

Thursday, January 15, 2009 1:53 PM

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 14

one suave folk

Thursday, January 15, 2009 5:58 PM

Well, I DO know of a number of locals who post here, so it ain't just Nefud & myself. And no tickle pile for me, but you COULD attend the event I'm hyping!!!

No. 15

redbear

Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:55 PM

Not even while listening to Right Said Fred?


i will not try wang on a plane

i will not try wang on a train

trying wang just aint my plan

i do not like them sam i am


Would you could you on a boat?

Would you could you with a stoat? (no I'm not conflating homosexuality with beastiality, I just like saying 'stoat')

I am from Seattle as well Nef, if you consider Magnolia Seattle, it is an awful lot like the suburbs.

Who knows, I might make the Elvis Invitationals although I'm generally in on Sat. night as it is my Friday and at that point I'm generally fairly crispy by the time I get off (work you pervs.)

I will go thumbs down on the TP as well although I definitely fall into the sweaty (I sweat when it's 30f out) and hairy (need to dodge the X-Philes when I'm out in the woods if I don't want to spend the whole day trying to convince them I'm not a Sasquatch "Look, my feet just aren't that big.)  Maybe at sex camp but I've known those Gs & Ds for better than 30 years now so is whole different  thing.

Anyway, be I there or not I wish you good show one suave king.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

No. 16

one suave folk

Thursday, January 22, 2009 5:35 PM

TWO DAYS TO GO!!! Hope you can make it out, Bear! Not sure about the rest of our NW homebodies...