Not even while listening to Right Said Fred?
i will not try wang on a plane
i will not try wang on a train
trying wang just aint my plan
i do not like them sam i am
Would you could you on a boat?
Would you could you with a stoat? (no I'm not conflating homosexuality with beastiality, I just like saying 'stoat')
I am from Seattle as well Nef, if you consider Magnolia Seattle, it is an awful lot like the suburbs.
Who knows, I might make the Elvis Invitationals although I'm generally in on Sat. night as it is my Friday and at that point I'm generally fairly crispy by the time I get off (work you pervs.)
I will go thumbs down on the TP as well although I definitely fall into the sweaty (I sweat when it's 30f out) and hairy (need to dodge the X-Philes when I'm out in the woods if I don't want to spend the whole day trying to convince them I'm not a Sasquatch "Look, my feet just aren't that big.) Maybe at sex camp but I've known those Gs & Ds for better than 30 years now so is whole different thing.
Anyway, be I there or not I wish you good show one suave king.
"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides
"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu