"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

now i'm curious, how many of us actually do live in seattle (or the surrounding area)?

real fans live where they made the pilot and movie, just fyi. the rest of y'all are scrubs

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i'm delightfully non-hairy. nary a back or ass hair to be found

and i wouldn't say wrong, it's just not my scene

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i will not try wang on a plane

i will not try wang on a train

trying wang just aint my plan

i do not like them sam i am

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Would you could you on a boat?

Would you could you with a stoat? (no I'm not conflating homosexuality with beastiality, I just like saying 'stoat')

I am from Seattle as well Nef, if you consider Magnolia Seattle, it is an awful lot like the suburbs.

Who knows, I might make the Elvis Invitationals although I'm generally in on Sat. night as it is my Friday and at that point I'm generally fairly crispy by the time I get off (work you pervs.)

I will go thumbs down on the TP as well although I definitely fall into the sweaty (I sweat when it's 30f out) and hairy (need to dodge the X-Philes when I'm out in the woods if I don't want to spend the whole day trying to convince them I'm not a Sasquatch "Look, my feet just aren't that big.)  Maybe at sex camp but I've known those Gs & Ds for better than 30 years now so is whole different  thing.

Anyway, be I there or not I wish you good show one suave king.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu