"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Well...

It`s like this...

In the Stars and of the Heavens,I`m the one with all the answers to her !!!!!

Myowl

Well,She`s a little flake,isn`t she...

a little Puff !!!!!

Linda is a little Puff...

that`s what I think of her...

I think that she`s a little Puff !!!!!

Myowl

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Well...

It means I think she`s Cute...

I think that Linda is very Bonny...

(a little Puff)

Myowl

I know these are dire circumstances, but you must divulge the entrance to the Lodge if you know what's best for humanity! 

Consult Linda Goodman on this matter.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Consult Who...

Ha,you don`t really consult her on anything and if you do....you don`t get anything back...

Maybe you`ll see her later on in a Wig and tash in a dream or something...and maybe it was her and maybe it wasn`t...and maybe it meant something and maybe it didn`t

Yoiu know,it`s a bit like that with her...

You don`t really get anything out of her ...

Well,anything of any Sense or use anyway !!!!!

Myowl

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

hmmmmm...

My guess is you`ve been eating too many fortune Cookies today...

I`d rather just consult myself than consult her !!!!!

(I`d get a better answer)

Myowl

Really though...

It`s a total Nightmare being the one inbetween those two Wenches...

A total Nightmare !!!!!

Men at the lower end of the Class scale eye up and drool over them both constantly and I think there is a lot of jealousy there and hate...

To the point where I no longer want it...

I am like,you know......

Keep the f*****g thing !!!!!

It`s a bit of a Nightmare,really...

I can feel eyes on them both all of the time,...

And they are total Scroats...

Total No hopers !!!!!

That is what these two Woman attract !!!!!

Wenches...

Wenches that Losers eye up and drool over all Day...

and they both play on it...

They both enjoy it,I think...

having packs of Ravenous Dogs all over them !!!!!

It`s a bit of a Nightmare really...

being the one inbetween them both !!!!!

Consult Lin da Goodman ?????

I`ll end up Dying because of that C**t !!!!!

(just for being him)

At any given time...many sad and hopeless men are desperately in love with her...

and it kills their hearts that man is me and not them...

and I think she plays on it/makes it worse for me

No,I don`t wsant it now...

I`ve been seriously putton off her by total f*****g Scumbags that have fallen Desperately in love with her.

No,It`s a bit of a Nightmarfe really...

Linda attracts total Scum !!!!!

And Scum in love is Dangerous !!!!!

I say...

(consult Lindca Goodman)

I`ve probably been Murdered twice already because of that f*****g Miserable little Twat !!!!!

Do you know what I mean !!!!!

(it kills their hearts)                                                                

They`re pathetic...

They`re absolutely f*****g pathetic !!!!!

Myowl

You fucking miserable,sad little f****r !!!!!

Do you think I`m still fuckingh interested now...

You f*****g stupid little Twat !!!!!

Myowl

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Well,

I only know this...

You get a lot of f*****g Scum with it !!!!!

Myowl

I know this is off topic, but do you like Britney Spears new song If U Seek Amy?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Lindas an old Whore...

An old Scrubber !!!!!

I`m better than her or her Wench Sister !!!!!

God only knows how many men have been in it over the years...

We could maybe get a game going !!!!!

(guess how many)

There`s a lot of men that have quietly hung on for years with her,you know ...

They`ve hung on for years !!!!!

Myowl

And now the little idiot`s making a stand...

F*****g anyone and everyone bangs it and then when somebody genuine turns up...

She`s making a stand !!!!

(she needs to make it mean something)

Fu*****g Stupid little C**t !!!!!

Myowl

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The tree outside my window just turned into gravy and now my shoe is crying tears of jelly! My favourite trombone (the little twat) just fucked off to France and now i'm left with a sandwich full of pebbles! To top it off, my arse just wrote a review of the new Coldplay album in a shakesperian style, and then proceeded to make gargling noises as a seagull flew backwards past my Mum!

Now i don't even know if i can make that date i arranged with Sigourney Weaver's Dad because he prefers oranges to coffee and i'm fresh out of calendars!

(Sorry, i felt left out.)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper