"david cross is fucking my daughter"
3 guys 1 cup
3 guys 1 cup
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Jacoby - "Truman gave me his word that he would watch the door. Now can you slide down just a wee bit more in your chair so we can get started?"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Agent Cooper, if you ever get a chance, check out our local rest stops. They're- heh- quite an experience."
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Truman, seen here sporting the latest in fashion, the Jessica Simpson double belt.
Truman, seen here sporting the latest in fashion, the Jessica Simpson double belt.
I love chicks who wear mommy jeans. They really light my F-I-R-E.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Truman, seen here sporting the latest in fashion, the Jessica Simpson double belt.
I love chicks who wear mommy jeans. They really light my F-I-R-E.
Now we're gonna make sweet love to you,
and I'm thinkin' it will be so hot.
I'm gonna ride on top of you,
Yeah, I'm gonna show you what I got.
That sound-a like a plan, we can do it in the dark.
I bought some scented candle spray,
to cover up the smell of my junk.
I'm gonna shave my crotch all day,
I'll even let you jump my trunk.
Just wait a minute. This is moving pretty fast.
We want to give our life to you,
and we're ready to leave our kids.
I don't wanna be a mom no more,
cuz we really wanna leave our kids
I don't think that this is what I'm looking for.
We're gonna be your love slaves, we'll do anything sexually, I will give the kids away to my mom.
Then we'll have more time for sex, every kind of kinky sex, we'll do anything that's on our mind.
Jacoby: "Once you go argyle, you never go back... to any other style. ALOHA!!!"
Coop: "Jacoby, your clothes are so bad, I seem to have sprouted two black rabbit-ears from the back of my head."
Well that's what it looks like to me, if you screw your eyes up a bit.
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
"I can do the white balls trick with another part of my body... Eolani taught me how... Wanna see?"
"Can't think of a reason not to"
Can someone put up a new TP screenshot?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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"Ok Harry these kegel instructions seem pretty simple. Keep squeezing."
"let's see, it says here, 'cross to venetian blinds, pull down with fingers, peer through.' this is a david lynch production all right."
"No Harry, you're wrong. According to this they're not dates, but something called Farinelli nuts."
"Hey guys, check this out. My agent just sent me this kick ass script for The Flintstones."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Cooper: "Monday, February 24th. Played a gig tonight, it went okay. The sound was great, but there could've been a better turn out. I will explain more later, i have dinner to make. Mood: Tired. Currently Listening To: Miles Davis. Harry, this isn't Laura, this is ROBERT Palmer. And this isn't a diary, it's a print-out of his blog."
Hawk: "Robert Palmer's spirit soars like angel, singing songs of endless beauty."
Cooper and Truman (in unison): "Shut up Hawk."
"No Harry, you're wrong. According to this they're not dates, but something called Farinelli nuts."
not getting this one, not ashamed to admit it
"No Harry, you're wrong. According to this they're not dates, but something called Farinelli nuts."
not getting this one, not ashamed to admit it
Me neither. Booth will you fill you in after he has watched his usual 19 movies for the day.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"No Harry, you're wrong. According to this they're not dates, but something called Farinelli nuts."
not getting this one, not ashamed to admit itWikipedia is your friend then.
"No Harry, you're wrong. According to this they're not dates, but something called Farinelli nuts."
not getting this one, not ashamed to admit itWikipedia is your friend then.
too much effort
Dang, I thought I would be better at these Caption this Pics. I'm 0 for 2 so far on saying anything funny. Maybe if the next pic is not of these 3 same characters in the conference room I will do better.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Dang, I thought I would be better at these Caption this Pics. I'm 0 for 2 so far on saying anything funny. Maybe if the next pic is not of these 3 same characters in the conference room I will do better.
i dunno, i liked your flintstones one ok