I think this image is screaming out for a caption.
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
Windom lights a brain fart.
He really puts the 'wind' in Windom Earle.
The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up
"The Hiroshima" was a hairstyle fad in the early nineties.
Those buffalo wings really upset my stomach and are being expelled out of my brain anus.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Hairgel is a gel, napalm is a gel, so why not."
Windom always was a hot head.
The destruction of the Windom Earle lovedoll.
BOB to Cooper - "For a good time, insert in hole."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Windom Earle witnesses an Irene/Mrs. Tremond tryst.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Then once it was revealed to be a prank a HUGE sigh of relief followed by shaky laughter.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?
"I have a Level 17 Elf with a charisma of +18. Who is your strongest player character?"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Harold - Don't you think my apartment oozes masculinity?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Harold: I learned this one in Sunday school. Here's the church, here's the steeple...
btw- Hopesfall- bravo on this one.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Cialis- "When the time is right... to rape and murder your daughter now, or any time in the next 36 hours"
Ray Wise stars in The Uncaptionable.
"You know, it was the strangest thing. My hands froze in place like this overnight."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Dave, sorry but I can't work with that cow eating those panties on the set, I'm nearly shitting myself here you know..."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....... i'm sorry, i can never do the Fonz. My hands are all wrong for starters....."
*Barry White music starts*
Donna: Uh... Ireallygottagobyeseeyacallmesometime...
Coop: Got Albert's report here... Holy smokes Harry! You'll never guess...
Truman: What?
Coop: It's a bird!!