"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Hey, kid... do you know what a Tintin hairline is?"
"Darling Nikki...if you could just let me cut a bit of your fabulous hair so I can tape it to Andy's head..."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Enjoy your Tony Montana sundae."
"who farted, god almighty that is RANK"
"Raise your hand who didn't screw her"
"Raise your hand who didn't screw her"
Slowly he realized that his "naked at work" dream had not really ended, it had just changed into a dream about being bald.
Big Ed - "Is Leland really dry humping the casket?"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Big Ed - "Is Leland really dry humping the casket?"If it wasn't impregnated before, it sure is now.
Cooper - "Oh dear Lord, Leland just Peter Northed the casket."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Yes, yes. Thankyou. Thank you all. And for my next trick, i'm gonna shag that chair."
"put the gun down, wilbur. put it down. not one step closer. wilbur. don't. please. wilburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" *bang*
"Say goodnight, Gracie."
*recycled*
That damn GPS system...hasn't worked right since the day it was implanted...
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Best Fleshworld ad, EVERHello, Mr. Hands.
"Where's Laura? Hell, everyone else in this podunk town had a go at her..."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
The best little horsehouse in Texas.
"My stomach is upset and I don't think I will be able to make it to the bathroom in time..."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Luco Bratsi sleeps with the fishes
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper