"I can even make a DVD of myself whizzing and sell a special edition of it for $49.95."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
"Kyle, make sure you stay at least an arms length away from Frank today. I don't think he wiped properly."
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."
Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you, me, Frank Silva, the saturn lamp, everywhere, yes, even between the Venus of Milo and the LMFAP's dopp..."
"I ken valk!"
ALBERT: *Where the hell did I put my wallet? Damn!*
COOP: *Almost there, almost, vevy, vevy quiet... Shit, Harry's wallet sure is a tough one to get...*
TRUMAN: *This sunny weather ain't right, there's something wrong here... Since February 25th this place looks like Malibu...*
HAWK: *Maybe I should tell them that I saw Leland Palmer killing Maddy through a window... But what the hell, f*ck all of them, specially Mr. Dale "leave the creative thinking to me, deputy" Cooper...
Albert - "Hey guys, wanna go up to Leo's cabin and reenact that night?"
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Harry: Does anyone else hear Little Green Bag playing?
Harry: Does anyone else hear Little Green Bag playing?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
These guys are more of a Debbie Gibson/Tiffany crowd.
These guys are more of a Debbie Gibson/Tiffany crowd.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Reservoir Dogs come to Twin Peaks.
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."
Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
One of these things doesn't go with the other
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
i thought that was a photoshop for a full 10 seconds
No, I'm sorry miss Evelyn, the headlights look big enough, I don't know what you're talking about.
Evelyn, I'm just going to shoot straight with you, can I suck on that dead tooth of yours?
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
James: "What do you mean, Mangina?"
Evelyn - "I thought this was supposed to be a film noir subplot of Twin Peaks, not a Lifetime Movie of the Week."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
y'all owe me a new laptop due to all the water i just spit out due to those posts....
y'all owe me a new laptop due to all the water i just spit out due to those posts....
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
James: "So, Evelyn, how do you feel about being involved in the worst Twin Peaks sub-plot ever?"
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."
Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
"I never wanted to be a Femme Fatale, I wanted to be... a lumberjack!"
Evelyn: "You see, James. Balls are the problem here......."
James: "Balls?"
Evelyn: "Balls.............. and a penis."
"It's mommy shithead! Where's my martini?"
Evelyn - "My husband has ditched me due to his Air Jordan fetish."
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper