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BOB Pranks

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No. 1

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 9:44 AM

I have no idea why I thought of this the other night.  I guess it is because BOB scared me so much when I was younger that I think I would have freaked out just meeting Frank Silva.  This led me to thinking - what would a TP fan's reaction be if Frank Silva showed up in character denim clad and all in someone's everyday life?  I bet that person would absolutely crap in their pants because it would catch them off guard so much.  Then once it was revealed to be a prank a HUGE sigh of relief followed by shaky laughter.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 2

Booth

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 9:53 AM

I'd be like "oh snap, a zombie!", then I'd ponder the social commentary.

No. 3

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 9:56 AM

I'd be like "oh snap, a zombie!", then I'd ponder the social commentary.

 This site needs to create a Zombie/Buster Keaton subforum just for you and 'Fud.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 4

Nefud

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 10:38 AM

I'd be like "oh snap, a zombie!", then I'd ponder the social commentary.


 oh, you

 i remember i was watching some movie and one of the trailers was for jeepers creepers 2, and the opening shot, no warning at all, was ray wise's angry face, 30 feet tall. i jumped in a my chair just a bit

No. 5

Hello Kinky

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:32 PM

I can imagine BOBbette's reaction.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

No. 6

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 11, 2009 12:36 PM

I can imagine BOBbette's reaction.


 She is the exception to the rule.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 7

Brad D

Tuesday, February 17, 2009 5:16 PM

i know i read somewhere on usenet (a looonng time ago) that silva was hired for a bachelor party to totally fuck with the groom who was a big peaks freak. further research says big suave folk knows more.

No. 8

Cooped

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 5:12 AM

I've done something similar; Sneaking into my mate's unlocked home whilst he's out, and crouching behind his couch, just peering up enough to be seen...45 mintues i waited...he walks into the room, eventually notices something ain't right...catches a glimpse of this creep lurking by his couch, screams and runs out of his apartment , down 3 flights of stairs, into the street. worth it.

No. 9

hopesfall

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 6:03 AM

I've done something similar; Sneaking into my mate's unlocked home whilst he's out, and crouching behind his couch, just peering up enough to be seen...45 mintues i waited...he walks into the room, eventually notices something ain't right...catches a glimpse of this creep lurking by his couch, screams and runs out of his apartment , down 3 flights of stairs, into the street. worth it.

 Hahaha! Class.
No. 10

Booth

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:37 AM

I've done something similar; Sneaking into my mate's unlocked home whilst he's out, and crouching behind his couch, just peering up enough to be seen...45 mintues i waited...he walks into the room, eventually notices something ain't right...catches a glimpse of this creep lurking by his couch, screams and runs out of his apartment , down 3 flights of stairs, into the street. worth it.
Had it not been for the word unlocked, I would have called this hilariously cruel.
No. 11

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:40 AM

My prank would be recreating the Pink Room scene and my role would be under the table.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 12

Booth

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:43 AM

My prank would be recreating the Pink Room scene and my role would be under the table.
This is only a prank if you have herpes.
No. 13

Nefud

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:45 AM

My prank would be recreating the Pink Room scene and my role would be under the table.
This is only a prank if you have herpes.


 we're in luck

oh wait he hasn't done the things necessary to catch the herps

No. 14

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:46 AM

My prank would be recreating the Pink Room scene and my role would be under the table.
This is only a prank if you have herpes.


 we're in luck

oh wait he hasn't done the things necessary to catch the herps


 I am having fish tacos for lunch today.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 15

Booth

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:51 AM

My prank would be recreating the Pink Room scene and my role would be under the table.
This is only a prank if you have herpes.


 we're in luck

oh wait he hasn't done the things necessary to catch the herps


 I am having fish tacos for lunch today.Bon ape-tit

No. 16

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 10:56 AM

BOOOO!! on Booth for that sick, sick pic! 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 17

Booth

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 11:39 AM

It's a creampie dessert prank.

No. 18

Cooped

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 12:14 PM

I find with herpes if you squeeze the sores then it provides you with a lovely moisturiser....even thought it stinks. of herpes. genital herpes. i have herpes sores on top of my warts. my genital warts. the pus from my syphilis sometimes seeps into my herpes. my very much genital herpes. on top of my warts...warts of the genital variety

No. 19

coolspringsj

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 12:40 PM

I find with herpes if you squeeze the sores then it provides you with a lovely moisturiser....even thought it stinks. of herpes. genital herpes. i have herpes sores on top of my warts. my genital warts. the pus from my syphilis sometimes seeps into my herpes. my very much genital herpes. on top of my warts...warts of the genital variety

 I see you are up to your old tricks again.  Bravo, keep up the good work, Cooped.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 20

Booth

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 1:44 PM

WARNING: READING COOPED'S POST MAY CAUSE KERATITIS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

pretend I made this post earlier

No. 21

Cooped

Wednesday, February 18, 2009 4:18 PM

DESTRUCTO DISC RAY!!!