well i was clearly being over the top with the word ugmo but i just think it's easier for some of us than others. i mean henry kissenger slept with playmates but he had to become secretary of state to do it.

how the hell did i get so off-topic with this? i'm taking to back to nice fat common ground: guns are fun as hell to shoot and everyone should learn to handle one, especially people who are scared of them.

Why not blame MTV? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b7mwTK564o At the 1:50 mark.

I blame Reality TV and the liberal media

*braces for Nefud's furious anger*

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Video games are like movies. There are innovative game designers and filmmakers out there, but the market is flooded with mediocre garbage. The McDonald's equivalent of entertainment.  And it's just taking money and time from the consumer without giving anything back.  No one is putting the technology, or the brainpower, to good use anymore, because people will pretty much eat up whatever's put in front of them.

*sorry, that had nothing to do with marriage*

 the majority of the media in this country is not the least bit liberal.

i will admit that the majority of TV programming has atrocious and degrading values however.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

in my experience it's true, but (again only basing this off my own life here) the time of your life you get married is also a time you tend to focus more on your career and managing a household and still trying to find time to hit the gym and you just don't want to all that much. it's much more fun to just sit around and make fun of a news channel and give each other foot rubs.

now if we ever become one of those couples that have to schedule a "special night" every week, then i will be shooting myself*

*see? those gun-handling skills come in handy!

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

lol  

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Hehe. 6) must be able to crack walnuts with tongue.

Oh! and 7) must be able to fix my car.  Because I'm just a girl!

Booth, you sicko!

Angel, I ate nails for breakfast and washed them down with motor oil.

I could be Jaws from Moonraker.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

QUOTE: QUOTE:Amen.  I work my tongue out every day so it's in tip top shape.  Never gets tired.

 if you need more than 20 minutes you done fucked up

 You're thinking of DL.com.  The cool thing about TP fans is that we resist crawling up our own asses into the land of snobbery too much. 

And because I have nothing to add, here's a head smiley :