I sure hope James didn't get cinnamon roll icing on the Hayward's couch. They paid a pretty penny for it.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
Not to mention he drinks fruit punch.
How did this dork ever become a bookhouse boy , anyway?!
Hey.... they can't ALL be as cool as Hawk.
In fact, NONE of them are. They're all pretty much a bunch of fucking dorks...
This is a FORMICA table... GREEN is it's color!
Easy on the f-bomb there, Joe Pesci! 
Have you ever seen the episode , where he wins the Corey Hart look-alike contest?
...I wear my sunglasses at night
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."
Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
Sorry....
James Hurley is a sore spot with me.
I mean, c'mon!! Why would Laura ever pick James over Bobby?
Or Donna picking him over Mike?
Bobby and Mike are totally dreamy.... 
This is a FORMICA table... GREEN is it's color!
Jen Lynch says its safer to call out Bobby's name in bed, too.