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| 1. Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:33 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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OLBERMANN'S PLASTIC IVY March 4, 2009
Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech last weekend. I'm not sure what scam Olbermann imagined Rush was trying to put over on the American people by saying conservatives believed in the "preamble to the Constitution" and then quoting words from the Declaration of Independence -- but Olbermann put an end to that cruel deception!
These small-time opportunities to show off by correcting someone else's teeny-tiny mistakes are the lifeblood of Olbermann's MSNBC show, "Countdown." Olbermann is no more capable of not correcting Rep. Charlie Rangel when he said "inferred," but meant "implied," than an obsessive compulsive could pass a sink without washing his hands.
There is utterly no purpose to these lame "gotchas," except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart.
Olbermann relentlessly attacked low-level Bush administration employee Monica Goodling for not going to a name-dropping college, saying -- approximately 1 million times -- that she got her law degree "by sending 100 box tops to Religious Lunatic University."
I would venture to say that the students at Goodling's law school at Regent University are far more impressive than those at the Cornell agriculture school -- the land-grant, non-Ivy League school Keith attended.
I wouldn't mention it, except that Olbermann savages anyone who didn't go to an impressive college. As it happens, he didn't go to an impressive college, either.
If you've ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management.
Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent "Ivy League" education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: "My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class."
Except Keith didn't go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.
The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.
Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).
Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."
Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom.
Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner.
One begins to understand why Harvard students threw a chicken on the ice during Cornell's famous rout of Harvard at a 1973 hockey game.
If you actually want to pursue a career related to agriculture, there is no better school than the Cornell ag school. I have nothing but admiration for the farmers and aspiring veterinarians at the ag school. They didn't go there just to have "Cornell" on their resumes.
In addition to the farmers, there are some smart kids who go to the ag school -- as there are at all state universities. But most people who majored in "communications" at an ag school don't act like Marshall Scholars or go around mocking graduates of Regent University Law School.
The sort of insecurity that would force you to always say "trebled" instead of "tripled" could only come from a communications major with massive status anxiety, like Keith. Without even looking it up, I am confident that Harvard, Yale and Princeton do not offer degrees in "communications." I know there is no "communications" major at the Ivy League Cornell.
"Communications" is a major, along with "recreation science," most commonly associated with linemen at USC. But at least the linemen can throw a football, which Keith cannot because his mother decided he was not physically robust enough to play outdoors as a child.
It may seem cruel to reveal the true college of someone who already wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat worried that he's a fraud. But I believe that by pointing out that Olbermann actually is a fraud, I am liberating him.
You may not realize it now, Keith, but you will look back on this day and say, "That was the best thing that ever happened to me!"
Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell.
Now you won't have to quickly change the subject whenever people idly remark that they didn't know it was possible to major in "communications" at an Ivy League school.
No longer will you have to aggressively bring up Cornell when it has nothing to do with the conversation.
Relax, Keith. Now you can let people like you for you.
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"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 2. Thursday, March 5, 2009 12:55 PM |
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Got to get back to reading Gravity's Rainbow. I haven't even looked at that book in a year.
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| 3. Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:04 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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Hopefully her next column will be about that dude Rachel Maddow.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 4. Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:12 PM |
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| QUOTE:Hopefully her next column will be about that dude Rachel Maddow. |
really? "hurr hurr she's gay and has short hair, she's a man"? REALLY?
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| 5. Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:13 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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I love making you mad, Nefud. It's a character flaw. I can't help it.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 6. Thursday, March 5, 2009 1:28 PM |
| Nefud |
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i wish i could honestly believe your beliefs were 100% motivated by trying to piss me off :)
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| 7. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:02 PM |
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Ok- that is about the stupidest article I've ever read. I went to the ag school at Cornell (for realz), and the bio major was shared between the ag school and the arts & sci school. So same classes for < half the money. And more competitive for spots in those majors, since everyone wants to pay less. Boy am I a dummy. I don't think anyone except Ann Coulter and my grandmother would make the distinction.
I just was figuring if I should post this- a nice (trending liberal) blog about the word games conservative republicans have been playing- what they are gaining (and losing) by repeatedly saying Barack Hussein Obama or the Democrat Party. Kind of a long read- starts out ridiculing Ari Fleischer.
http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/03/democrat-party-decrier-rips-admin-for.html
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| 8. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:06 PM |
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QUOTE:| QUOTE:Hopefully her next column will be about that dude Rachel Maddow. |
really? "hurr hurr she's gay and has short hair, she's a man"? REALLY? |
Because we've never ever ever heard such un-PC comments about AC being a man, right?
Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 9. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:08 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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Ann Coulter has an adam's apple.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 10. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:08 PM |
| Nefud |
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QUOTE: QUOTE: | QUOTE:Hopefully her next column will be about that dude Rachel Maddow. |
really? "hurr hurr she's gay and has short hair, she's a man"? REALLY? |
Because we've never ever ever heard such un-PC comments about AC being a man, right?
Susan
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i literally have no idea what you're referring to
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| 11. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:11 PM |
| Booth |
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hey check out my Austin Powers impersonation!
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| 12. Thursday, March 5, 2009 2:12 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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QUOTE:hey check out my Austin Powers impersonation!
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She's a man, baby, yeah!
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 13. Thursday, March 5, 2009 7:26 PM |
| nuart |
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QUOTE:QUOTE: QUOTE: | QUOTE:Hopefully her next column will be about that dude Rachel Maddow. |
really? "hurr hurr she's gay and has short hair, she's a man"? REALLY? |
Because we've never ever ever heard such un-PC comments about AC being a man, right?
Susan
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i literally have no idea what you're referring to | Sigh. Okay. Here's an example to remind you of the oft heard accusations.
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 14. Thursday, March 5, 2009 8:21 PM |
| Nefud |
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weird i usually hear things more like "hurr hurr i'd fuck the dumb out of her." honestly not even sure which is worse
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| 15. Friday, March 6, 2009 9:08 AM |
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I hadn't heard the "Ann Coulter is a man" meme before either, but Craig Furgeson went there last night. Can't remember the joke, but he showed a picture of Tom Petty when talking about Coulter.
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| 16. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:22 PM |
| nuart |
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What can I say? Somehow you missed (or experienced short term memory loss over...) the neener neener Ann Coulter's a man nahnahnaanah commentary.
I TRY to avoid all Ann Coulter discussions because they are so patently obvious in their attempts to make a great big REPUBLICAN bogey-man of her. And of Rush. Thereby playing into both of their hands as one of each of their stated goals is the tweaking of liberals. It's so easy. But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
Yawn. To her credit, Ann Coulter's makes the valid point that the Left's favorite techinque, when it wants to discredit the Right, is the wry insinuation that their adversarial objects are gay, lesbian, transsexual or transgender. From that we may deduce the Left must believe they have exemptions from the Iron Clad Ban Against Hate Speech and that mocking sexual orientation isn't poor behavior if the target is a Republican. Susan
“Half a truth is often a great lie.” Ben Franklin
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| 17. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:30 PM |
| Booth |
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| QUOTE: But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
| That really is boring.
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| 18. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:33 PM |
| coolspringsj |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE: But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
| That really is boring.
| But Wil E. Coyote keeps Acme in the plus so they don't have to request a bailout from Mr. Hope and Change.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 19. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:36 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE: | QUOTE: But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
| That really is boring.
| But Wil E. Coyote keeps Acme in the plus so they don't have to request a bailout from Mr. Hope and Change.
| That Wile E. Coyote fails at everything he does and yet he still can afford all that stuff. He must be on welfare.
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| 20. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:43 PM |
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QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: | QUOTE: But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
| That really is boring.
| But Wil E. Coyote keeps Acme in the plus so they don't have to request a bailout from Mr. Hope and Change.
| That Wile E. Coyote fails at everything he does and yet he still can afford all that stuff. He must be on welfare.
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Plus universal health care ain't gonna cut it if he keeps falling off that darn cliff landing several seconds later in a little puff of dust.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 21. Friday, March 6, 2009 2:50 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: | QUOTE: But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
| That really is boring.
| But Wil E. Coyote keeps Acme in the plus so they don't have to request a bailout from Mr. Hope and Change.
| That Wile E. Coyote fails at everything he does and yet he still can afford all that stuff. He must be on welfare.
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Plus universal health care ain't gonna cut it if he keeps falling off that darn cliff landing several seconds later in a little puff of dust. | UHC is the only reason he gets hurt so often, gotta get his money's worth.
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| 22. Friday, March 6, 2009 3:31 PM |
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| QUOTE: What can I say? Somehow you missed (or experienced short term memory loss over...) the neener neener Ann Coulter's a man nahnahnaanah commentary.
I TRY to avoid all Ann Coulter discussions because they are so patently obvious in their attempts to make a great big REPUBLICAN bogey-man of her. And of Rush. Thereby playing into both of their hands as one of each of their stated goals is the tweaking of liberals. It's so easy. But it's about as boring as watching the same Roadrunner/Wiley Coyote cartoon over and over. And over.
Yawn. To her credit, Ann Coulter's makes the valid point that the Left's favorite techinque, when it wants to discredit the Right, is the wry insinuation that their adversarial objects are gay, lesbian, transsexual or transgender. From that we may deduce the Left must believe they have exemptions from the Iron Clad Ban Against Hate Speech and that mocking sexual orientation isn't poor behavior if the target is a Republican. Susan
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ann tries to make a bogey man out of herself, let's not kid ourselves here.
but your second parapragh is completely on-point, i hated the larry craig scandal for that reason. i'm pro-gay, why is my party* making fun of a guy who is clearly deeply closeted and struggling with it? larry craig needs compassion, not ridicule *well, you know....the closest i can get in this ridiculous 2-party system
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| 23. Friday, March 6, 2009 6:31 PM |
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| QUOTE: i'm pro-gay, why is my party* making fun of a guy who is clearly deeply closeted and struggling with it? larry craig needs compassion, not ridicule | People love forming (exclusionary) groups and then have circlejerk sessions ridiculing people outside the group or some rival group.
"We wanted some answers from the republican party but senator Craig kept stallin'". 
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| 24. Friday, March 6, 2009 7:08 PM |
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I don't think its really a sexual orientation crusade per se, but more the natural instinct of everybody to leap on perceived hypocrisy. I agree that Larry Craig got the wrong end of the glory hole on that one. I'll wait for proof Ann Coulter is human before I lump her in with this though... The example going the other way would be the Gore. Who wants an eco-warrior who uses too much electricity and (gasp) might actually make money off of his crusade?
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| 25. Saturday, March 7, 2009 10:11 AM |
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QUOTE:I don't think its really a sexual orientation crusade per se, but more the natural instinct of everybody to leap on perceived hypocrisy. I agree that Larry Craig got the wrong end of the glory hole on that one. I'll wait for proof Ann Coulter is human before I lump her in with this though... The example going the other way would be the Gore. Who wants an eco-warrior who uses too much electricity and (gasp) might actually make money off of his crusade?
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Yeah, but...
Let's imagine one group of people (Group 1) and let's make it a large generalized group that could encompass people of the left and the right. Let's say this group is composed of those who proscribe to a belief that adultry is wrong, immoral, and even some of those who would stretch the definition to a 'sin.' Let's juxtapose that group with another (Group 2) who are far more laissez-faire and maybe don't even buy into the notion that marriage is a desirable condition for couples, but if they did, they'd be inclined to think open marriage is just as acceptable. "It's just a piece of paper" folk. "How does it hurt my marriage what so-and-so does" people. Or maybe the "It's not cheating if you're in a different state" types. These could be people from either side of the political scale too. When any high profile individual from Group 1 falls short of living the philosophy he/she endorses, Group 2 can automatically play the "hypocrisy card." Since Group 2 has far fewer societal demands on one another. When there are so few behavioral imperatives, there are less likely to be accusations of hypocrisy. But I do agree that it's not a sexual orientation crusade from those on the left who are chomping at the bit at the least bit of evidence that any Republican can be labeled as an LGB or T. It's something else. Something so tempting. Something like a bandwagon effect of the gotcha. In a way, the knee jerk labeling also butts up against that other issue the left cherishes -- the right to a fair trial and "innocent until proven guilty." Or until proven transgender. Geez, when you consider how the left cherishes the rights of "so-called terrorists" (as they put it) it might even be an example of the dreaded hypocrisy that they not afford their targets the same neutrality of spirit before jumping aboard the attack train.
Besides, Al Gore, champion of the environment, uses solar panels and pays carbon offset fees, doesn't he? Hard pressed to criticize that. (Note to self: Business idea of the future. Forget the old model of a bank. Be a middle man in the guilt-ridden business of negotiating carbon-footprint charges in a new type of facility: The Green Bank or First World Grank!)
Susan
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