http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

I won't even give it the benefit of re-fonting.

Don't forget : Bruce Willis - Respect Yourself

                    Anything from Keaneu Reeves, Kevin Bacon and Billy Bob Thornton.
 

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

 Which is now stuck in my head, for which I have no one to blame but myself.

Wouldn't it be great if someone invented targeted booze that would only destroy the brain cells you wanted it to?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Oh Boy... I see a recession-proof opportunity here, man! Worst songs? Leonard Nimoy's album during the Star Trek show run. Absolute garbage. Anything on 'Two Virgins' by John and Yoko. (I have an original double-sleeved LP with the nudie picture, if anyone is interested...). Anything by 'Savatage'. Damn... this could take hours. Think I'll sign off and drink a bit to forget...

 Hold on, Nimoy is a great interpreter. Hearing him sing "If I had a haaammer, I'd haaammer in the morning..." is up there with Karma Chameleon as an instant cure for a bad mood in my book. I also enjoy his rendition of If I Were a Carpenter. He's no Shatner, I'll grant you that much, but we all of us live in the sonic shaddow of that great man.  

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Didn't Moby do Cotton Eyed Joe? Moby can suck it.

 oh lenny, the most aggressively mediocre musician ever

 i believe cotton eye joe was by the Rednex

i kind of like moby's, if only for "go" and "play." but as a human being, yeah, fuck that guy. i'm a whiny liberal douche and that guy is WAY too much of a whiny liberal douche

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Anything by Scouting For Girls.

That is, of course, any song. Not a song named "Anything".

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Help me out here - the song goes something like this -

"I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day..."

I would rather be a cutter and take a lemon juice bath than be subjected to this feces again.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"HOT DOG, JUMPING FROG, something about a COOKIE"

Aaarrrggghh.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up