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No. 27

The Staring Man

Friday, March 13, 2009 3:01 PM

We Built This City on Rock and Roll.  Vh1 proclaimed it the worst song ever and I must say that I agree.

Some others that come to mind- Heartbeat/Don Johnson, My Girl Wants to Party All The Time/Eddie Murphy.  Actors, stick to what you know.


 He Shoots, He Scores!!!!!  Excellent Call.  Add Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
"The only thing that Columbus discovered was that he was lost"
No. 28

MayRay

Friday, March 13, 2009 4:17 PM

3 way tie, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY and THE WALL.

 How can you diss Bohemian Rhapsody and The Wall?  Are you being ironic or something?  I do hate Stairway though.  I will add Freebird to the list.  Kill me now.
No. 29

Lynchman72

Friday, March 13, 2009 7:37 PM

We Built This City on Rock and Roll.  Vh1 proclaimed it the worst song ever and I must say that I agree.

Some others that come to mind- Heartbeat/Don Johnson, My Girl Wants to Party All The Time/Eddie Murphy.  Actors, stick to what you know.

Don't forget : Bruce Willis - Respect Yourself

                    Anything from Keaneu Reeves, Kevin Bacon and Billy Bob Thornton.
 

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 30

redbear

Friday, March 13, 2009 7:43 PM

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

No. 31

redbear

Friday, March 13, 2009 7:57 PM

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats


 Which is now stuck in my head, for which I have no one to blame but myself.

Wouldn't it be great if someone invented targeted booze that would only destroy the brain cells you wanted it to?

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

No. 32

John Neff

Friday, March 13, 2009 8:30 PM

Oh Boy... I see a recession-proof opportunity here, man! Worst songs? Leonard Nimoy's album during the Star Trek show run. Absolute garbage. Anything on 'Two Virgins' by John and Yoko. (I have an original double-sleeved LP with the nudie picture, if anyone is interested...). Anything by 'Savatage'. Damn... this could take hours. Think I'll sign off and drink a bit to forget...

No. 33

Windom Evans

Saturday, March 14, 2009 6:21 AM

Oh Boy... I see a recession-proof opportunity here, man! Worst songs? Leonard Nimoy's album during the Star Trek show run.


 Hold on, Nimoy is a great interpreter. Hearing him sing "If I had a haaammer, I'd haaammer in the morning..." is up there with Karma Chameleon as an instant cure for a bad mood in my book. I also enjoy his rendition of If I Were a Carpenter. He's no Shatner, I'll grant you that much, but we all of us live in the sonic shaddow of that great man.  

No. 34

one suave folk

Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:10 PM

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats


 Which is now stuck in my head, for which I have no one to blame but myself.

Wouldn't it be great if someone invented targeted booze that would only destroy the brain cells you wanted it to?

But Big Daddy did a FABULOUS twist-style version of S.D., so is it the singer or the song?
 
No. 35

redbear

Saturday, March 14, 2009 1:32 PM

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats


 Which is now stuck in my head, for which I have no one to blame but myself.

Wouldn't it be great if someone invented targeted booze that would only destroy the brain cells you wanted it to?

But Big Daddy did a FABULOUS twist-style version of S.D., so is it the singer or the song?
 Combo of singer, song, the stupid goddamn video and associated memories of my life at the time.  It would be nice to hear a version that would co-opt it out of the garbage area of my brain.
 

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

No. 36

smeds

Sunday, March 15, 2009 8:38 AM

Anything by Coldplay is instantly the worst song ever.  I HATE Coldplay!

No. 37

Lynchman72

Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:39 PM

Wild Wild West - Kool Moe Dee

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 38

Booth

Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:42 PM

Eiffel 65 - Blue
Terrible. Corwette.

No. 39

smeds

Sunday, March 15, 2009 7:59 PM

Cotton Eyed Joe - I don't even remember who sings that song.

No. 40

12rainbow

Monday, March 16, 2009 8:19 PM

"Fly Away" Lenny Kravitz

Didn't Moby do Cotton Eyed Joe? Moby can suck it.

No. 41

Nefud

Monday, March 16, 2009 9:38 PM

"Fly Away" Lenny Kravitz Didn't Moby do Cotton Eyed Joe? Moby can suck it.


 oh lenny, the most aggressively mediocre musician ever

 i believe cotton eye joe was by the Rednex

i kind of like moby's, if only for "go" and "play." but as a human being, yeah, fuck that guy. i'm a whiny liberal douche and that guy is WAY too much of a whiny liberal douche

No. 42

Lynchman72

Monday, March 16, 2009 11:02 PM

"Pour Some Sugar On Me" - Def Leppard

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 43

smeds

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 6:06 AM

Against All Odds - Phil Collins

I cannot listen to that song at all.  It's the absolute worst.

No. 44

hopesfall

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 6:48 AM

Anything by Scouting For Girls.

That is, of course, any song. Not a song named "Anything".

No. 45

Lynchman72

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 7:37 AM

That "Titanic" song by Celine Dion

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 46

coolspringsj

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 9:18 AM

Help me out here - the song goes something like this -

"I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day..."

I would rather be a cutter and take a lemon juice bath than be subjected to this feces again.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

No. 47

Hello Kinky

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 4:28 PM

"HOT DOG, JUMPING FROG, something about a COOKIE"

Aaarrrggghh.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

No. 48

one suave folk

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:25 PM

That "Titanic" song by Celine Dion

 My Heart Will Go On: also a great uptempo doo-wop version of this by Big Daddy!!!
No. 49

one suave folk

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:26 PM

Help me out here - the song goes something like this -

"I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day..."

I would rather be a cutter and take a lemon juice bath than be subjected to this feces again.

Bang The Drum: Todd Rundgren. Again, not his best work, but a "worst" selection...?
 
No. 50

one suave folk

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 5:29 PM

Help me out here - the song goes something like this -

"I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on these drums all day..."

I would rather be a cutter and take a lemon juice bath than be subjected to this feces again.

Bang The Drum: Todd Rundgren. Again, not his best work, but a "worst" selection...?
 
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