I was just watching some music videos and this topic came to mind.

<:AtomicElement>I would punch Beyonce in the face.  Her name is stupid and she seems to be a conceited twat.  Paris Hilton gets a punch in the face too.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Lindsey Lohan gets one. (While she's doing a line or puking in the bathroom at Chateau Marmont)

Chris Brown and Rihanna. Him, for being a domestic abusing fucktard, and her for staying with him. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, for similar reasons.

Spencer and Heidi Pratt. And anyone in the Kardashian genepool. I'd make them all walk the plank and then kick em in the junk right into shark infested waters.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Like Hil-Dog? She's punchable, I guess.

This is easy. I would love to cockpunch Tom Cruise. I've never liked him, never understood why people think he's OMG HAWT, and he just gets douchier by the day.

I'd give my right arm to kick Victoria Beckham in her netherbeard. If there was one Spice Girl I never wanted to get too much of, it would be her. (I used to refer to her as Least-Talented Spice)

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

 Rosemary? Kind of pretty, smells nice, not good for much else. (Yeah, I know, it's a herb not a spice.)

None.  I spent a good part of the mid to late 90's saying 'I'd like to kick him in the ass just one time, just once!' about slick Willy Clin-ton.  Well I got the chance and chickened out, did give him the hairy eyeball and refused to shake his hand. Since then I've restrained myself from making such declarations.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

I never got the whole Tom Cruise is hot thing either.  He's creepy.  Eww that laugh.

Today I will punch Kanye West b/c his ego is so huge and his rhymes supersuck.

I'd like to kick Dick Cheney in the shins.

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Right, left. Yep. Especially the showboat types. Ann Coulter needs those horsey veneers knocked down her throat. (My hate is STRONG today!)