If South Park covers it, it must be true.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/210828/?tag=Goth+Kids

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

LJ SMith's Vampire Diaries? NOOOOOOO!!!!!    If the actress playing Elena doesn't look EXACTLY like this...

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

Vicky Spice Girl was the guest on the Ellen DeGeneres Show the day I took my out of town relatives to watch a screening.  Pretty boring.  At the end of the show she gave us all a copy of her book teaching girls how to dress and free bottles of her cologne and her hubby's cologne.  I gave them away.

Although I am not inclined to indulge in fisticuffs, there are those celebrities that irk me.  A whole lot of 'em from Madonna, who'd have never had a career in music without the advent of the music video, her ex-husband Sean Penn, who gets more intolerable as the years go on, and pretty much all the marionettes from Team America.  

David just reminded me... WILL SMITH!  How he is the biggest star in the world amazes me.  His wife is a twit too and I'm afraid their very cutefollowing-in-dad's-footsteps li'l son will also be an up-and-comer on my list though I'll wait until he's 18 for the official call.

Sally Fields.  When my doctor told me I should take something for bone density I was near tears.  "Not the Sally Fields medication!" I pleaded.  She prescribed Evista and not Boniva.  Boy, was I relieved!

I am so petty that it even bugs me when celebrities I disike have black labs!  Like Julia Roberts.

Guess that's enough bile for a Sunday morning.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

i'm not some kind of giant will smith fan but he's a decent actor

i remembered a good one, i would punch jack black in the face so hard that he would smash into phillip seymour hoffman destroying the two worst most unappealing actors in hollywood

 Yeah, Jack Black is another one!  Why is he supposed to be funny?

Please return to the scene in Lebowski in which the Dude returns to Lebowski's fire-lit den for the "strong men also cry" speech, and make sure to watch PSH every moment he's on screen, then come back and tell me that's not some great performing.  (Though he gets too much credit for the "that's marvellous" scene, which is Tara Reid's to make or break.)

Although James Woods has done some things I've really liked -- and was the only person who turned in a great performance in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas -- I don't think the universe would suffer any major karmic imbalance if someone clocked him.

And Gene Simmons -- I'm as much a fan of narcissism and misanthropy as anyone I know, but that man needs something to happen to him to transform him into a remotely tolerable human being, because right now he's a black hole.  (And I say that as someone who grew up as a Kiss worshipper.) 

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

I just don't understand why internet posters would threaten to punch celebrities.  I mean, how low can you go, really?

*rubs my sensitive area*

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Yeahbut...

Who cares?  Some of us (and I'm not naming annnnny names) still want to punch good actors in the face.  

Will Smith.  What can I say?  He used to live nearby and we'd run into the fam' while waiting for KooKooRoo carry-out.  He just seems like the biggest dick-head.  To put it in Holden Caulfield terms... whadda phoney.

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

 Maybe not.  He is a tad pompous about his stellar IQ and all.  But I've always enjoyed him.  Loved him in Salvador and in Casino where even Sharon Stone (how could I have forgotten her deserving mug?) shined.  A great sleaze ball if ever there was one.  JW, that is. 

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

 yeah i don't even know why i posted that, totally not the point of the thread

the funniest thing will smith ever did was the marketing campaign for wild wild west. there was a rap song, a burger king promotion, etc etc....all the shit they usually do if a movie is good, but for wild wild west. HILARIOUS

 Hells yeah!  How can you take that guy seriously?  That slowly taking off the sunglasses thing and a character named Horatio? 

Bill Paxton.  He always sounds like a dumb frat guy.

All the people who decide to remake Hollywood classics.  Get an idea and write your own movie.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 i refuse to watch CSI- Miami or NY because there is no way 'horatio' would survive in miami-- there's not enough SPF at any level to not have that  guy burn to a crisp in south florida.

oh yeah, he's an annoying dick too....

 bruce jenner used to be a member of my family through his first wife, let me assure you he's as noodle-doodle as anyone else on the planet. total wackjob. though he did let my retarded cousin beat him at arm wrestling, and 30 years later it's still one of the happiest days of his life. :)

i feel guilty about my lust for kim, she's so goddam horrible but she's thick as hell and multiracial....

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

i should probably watch the show instead of basing my opinion of her on pictures on the internet

i've sure if i heard her talk it would smash my boner into a singularity