Speaking of remakes, Kenneth Branagh deserves a punch for making an entire career on his lukewarm Shakespeare adaptations. Directing and starring, Vince Gallo-style, makes it even worse.

 What was worst of all was when he played Woody Allen in one of his more forgettable films.  Whichever that film was (was it "Celebrity"?) it also starred Charlize Theron at her most gorgeous ever.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

 remember at the end of hamlet, when hamlet dressed up like ninja batman and then after he died they carried him out in an embarassingly obvious christlike pose? good times

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson

Dumbass!  He left Carrie Underwood for her?!

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Alot of people are also unaware that 90% of horror films to come out lately have been (rather shitty) re-makes of very good European and Asian native-speaking movies. They just throw the script out the window, write another one out from memory, grab some absolutely shocking actors/actresses, and change the title.

For example, i thought [REC] (Spanish) was an awesome movie, but it's re-make (Quarantine) which was pretty much in production before the original finished filming, was absolutely fucking abhorrent.

Anyway, as payment for going off-topic somewhat there, i would like to put forward Justin Timberlake, Russel Crowe, and Bono as candidates for a ruddy good battering.

I'd happily drown Amy Lee, Avril Lavigne and Ville Valo in a pool of thier own tears.

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

lol 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up

The rumor goes that the practice of "bukkake" was a way of humiliating morally corrupt women into committing suicide.

This alone merits something horrible for Avril:

http://www.usatoday.com/life/music/awards/grammys/2003-01-07-avril_x.htm

"David.... Bawh-ee?" *she makes a face*

Id like to nominate the following for at least one punch in the face, any UK reality TV contestant (eg Big Brother, I'm A Z-List Non-Entity Get Me Outta Here, The Apprentice.....etc), basically any show with so called celebrities who were mildly famous years ago, cannot stomach these endless bloody reality shows, just an excuse for people with no talent to get on TV and annoy the shit out of us.

 Also, Russel Crowe, Colin Farrell, Russel Brand,Ant & Dec the list goes on. Also any overpaid wanker who gets paid silly amounts for kicking a soccer ball around a pitch, yes I'm looking at you Frank Lampard, John Terry, Robinho, Cristiano Ronaldo and any of them who earn more than 60k a week. Anyone who plays for Glasgow Rangers would get repeated punches lol

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

Hehe nah, more than enough punches to go around!

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

Wouldnt give a fuck if he likes a fight, Id gladly kick his ass, hes a shite actor and an annoying prick!

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper