I have never seen an entire episode of the show Two and a Half Men (and I say that proudly), but I stumbled upon an old rerun flipping the channels last night and Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer were at a strip club and Alicia Witt was playing a stripper (g string and all - lots o skin).  She even did a lap dance for Jon Cryer.  Let's just say she is all grown up (filled out okay) and I want to give her a peck on the cheek.  Do any of the other alpha males on here like Alicia Witt? 

i had first dibs by like 5 years, back off buddy

i had first dibs by like 5 years, back off buddy

 Dude, I was just saying she was red and hot, that's all.  I have no intentions of ever meeting her, man.

  Do any of the other alpha males...? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

Stripping Alicia:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg9utP7Gq8k

I couldn't find the clip of Alicia playing "hide the gerbil" in Cecil B. Demented, but I think that's her best work.

And Fud called dibs 5 years ago. I was there.

I think she delivered the goods in The Sopranos (one episode) a few years back.

I have no desire for dibs.  Just stating the facts, m'am.

And Fud called dibs 5 years ago. I was there.

 she may be on the skinny side but that just means i need to buy her more chocolates

She is also starring in the 18th reincarnation spinoff of Law and Order (which all of them are not just one long series ).  I have never seen this show and never will, just like the old 7UP commercial says.

Has she ever had any other roles that have called on her to show her ivory ticklin' skills?  (yes, that is her, obviously, playing at the Hayward Supper Club)

Has she ever had any other roles that have called on her to show her ivory ticklin' skills?  (yes, that is her, obviously, playing at the Hayward Supper Club)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ1UkEpqk8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34dHpgNNApc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKt0sJBCKRs

Dr. Jacoby's daughter is quite the chanteuse, as well.

 she may be on the skinny side but that just means i need to buy her more chocolates

Why did you say that? Now I'm going to be thinking of you as a "feeder".

you know, as i was typing that i knew where it would eventually head :)

Sure, I've always had a thing for redheads...

I want to nudgenudgeknowwhatimean her, yeah, but that doesn't mean she wasn't brilliant in HOTEL ROOM...

Sure, I've always had a thing for redheads...

I want to nudgenudgeknowwhatimean her, yeah, but that doesn't mean she wasn't brilliant in HOTEL ROOM...

 Yeah, to me, her performance in Hotel Room, was one of the better parts.  What else was she in, that was good?  I'm not too faar with much of her work.!?

Nefud called dibs when Dune was first released.

Nefud called dibs when Dune was first released.

 considering we're roughly the same age that wouldn't be inappropriate

i kissed a few girls in preschool

shit, i probably peaked at age 4 in that department

  Me likey.

I thought Glover outshined her by far in Hotel Room. (But Glover is exquisite mortal perfection and could outshine anyone.) Her overacting made me cringe, though when that happens and DL is directing, that's usually the point...

Cecil B. Demented is my favorite John Waters movie hands down. Maggie Gyllenhaal as a Satanic makeup artist, and Alicia Witt as a porn star really make it- what awesome casting! The DP even has D-A-V-I-D L-Y-N-C-H tattooed on his knuckles.

I thought Glover outshined her by far in Hotel Room. (But Glover is exquisite mortal perfection and could outshine anyone.) Her overacting made me cringe, though when that happens and DL is directing, that's usually the point... Cecil B. Demented is my favorite John Waters movie hands down. Maggie Gyllenhaal as a Satanic makeup artist, and Alicia Witt as a porn star really make it- what awesome casting! The DP even has D-A-V-I-D L-Y-N-C-H tattooed on his knuckles.

 First off, I agree with you on Crispin.  I will watch anything he is in. I think he's brilliant.

Thanks for the tip on Cecil B. Demented.  I've heard of it, but never saw it.  Now I have to see it - sounds like awesome casting.  Water's films for me, were always hit or miss.  I'm one of the few people I know who liked Cry-Baby.  I guess some people just didn't get the joke.

John Waters never did it for me as a filmmaker. Oddly enough, though, I find him immensely likable and entertaining as an interviewee. I could listen to him all day.

Oh yeah, Alicia Witt sure filled out nice didn't she?    

  Do any of the other alpha males...? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk

that was genius angel. inconceivable!
and i quite enjoyed cecil b. demented as well. i belive one of them had fassbinder on their knuckles, maybe kenneth anger as well? i havent seen it in awhile, so i could be off there.
while not my favorite waters film, its still great.

Stripping Alicia:
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg9utP7Gq8k

 ew i just voluntarity watched a small portion of two and a half men, i feel like i've sold out INSTANTLY

Here is Alicia Witt necking with Elizabeth Banks. I don't know why (EDIT: from a series called Wainy Days), but you can thank me later! (My advance apologies to Nefud, who hates weekend bisexuals')

The good part:

http://egotastic.com/video?flv2=/0906/alicia-witt-elizabeth-banks-lesbian-kiss.flv&w=650&h=510&info=Alicia%20Witt%20and%20Elizabeth%20Banks%20Lesbian%20Kiss%20Video

The full video:

http://thelastbraincell.com/elizabeth-banks-alicia-witt-kiss-like-lesbian/

(My advance apologies to Nefud, who hates weekend bisexuals')

 hates is a strong word, i just dislike attention whores in general

I gave the clip a shot. There are 4-year-olds starving to death on the streets of calcutta that are less pathetic than the 837 web TV shows coming out of hollywood. "Oh god, we need something for our resumes, fuck, let's just rent a digicam and film us dicking around and all it a web tv show."