Agnes, Eunice, Bertha, Regina.

Let me hear them!  This is a hard hitting journalistic informative thread.

EDIT - Gertrude.  It's going to be funny if I or another poster says the name of a poster on here LOL OMG FWIW IMO LMAO IYKWIM

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Nef, emma is actually a name that is coming back in style. The lou part might be older though.

Kelly

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Mabel, Agnes, Gertrude, Martha, Beulah

There are websites devoted to this subject, you know. Bored?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

i know* at least one magda where this is categorically not the case

*not biblically. well, a little biblically. but not as biblically as i probably could have

 You dated a Magda?!??!?!?

I want details

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

There are no unsexy woman's names, just sexy names that are pronounced in an unsexy manner.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

http://news.aol.com/article/bar-stool-drunken-driving/407199

Do you think Lynch can adapt this into a screenplay and eventually a film The Not So Straight Story?

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Kelly

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The CaleBlog and the Zoe Blog

lol  

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

My name is Helene (named after my great-grandmother)  But I guess it doesn't really count considered I'm from Denmark. The name is not that old-fashioned here actually...

Hmm... names that would be old and unsexy here would be something like:
Åse, Gudrun, Else, Tove, Lis, Dora, Ingrid, Ulla, Rasmine, Mary, Betty (all names pronounced the Danish way)...

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Hortense.