I've seen ZARDOZ too... Don't worry, you're not alone in your pain...

Ah, TROLL 2... "You don't piss on hospitality!"... I heard so much about it on the internet, seeing vids from a scene from the film everywhere, that I couldn't resist seeing it... IMO that's not a BAD film, it's inept yet very funny; a bad movie is both stupid and boring. For example, I enjoy the silliness of many Ed Wood flicks, but I was terribly bored with GLEN OR GLENDA...

HIGHLANDER II is bad in every possible way... But hey, at least Virginia Madsen is on it...

 i wish everyone could see troll 2 with no warning. it makes it better and worse.

virginia madsen? that's a bonus. you know, for a chick who's taken her top off a lot i just can't help but feel that she could've taken it off MORE

It is a lot more entertaining than the original, I think. Even if Freddy started joking around at this point.

And your friend (this him?) is a little late, they've just cast Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen).

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"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"What about SUPERMAN IV? Superman can rebuild walls! The Nuclear Man's nails! Mariel Hemingway breathing in space! Jon Cryer!!"

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Superman II, still one of the best comic-book movies of all time. It's got a few WTF!?!? moments though. Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiN0Lwvi7CA

(That Superman III robot scene is hilarious and disturbing on several levels)

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

 Yeah, that was really cheezy!!

There were some cheesy moments, but then again.....it was the 80's.

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

 when i was a kid that scene disturbed me and scared me and upset me to the point where it made me cry

(but i still kind of liked it)

Hah, I didn't remember the "throwing the S" thing from SUPERMAN II... Just look at the bad guy's face, "what the hell was that?".

The cheesiest moment I remember from SUPERMAN III is Richard Pryor skiing from a building to the street wearing a ridiculous cape... And yes, I had nightmares with the robot woman too...

"What I don't like about the Superman films (& TV show) is that they never do any of the wild supernatural characters from the comics. Why not Brainiac, Mr. Mxyzptlyk, Solomon Grundy, or OF COURSE--- BIZARRO?! It's always that stupid baldy Lex Luthor... "

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

Next Friday and Friday after Next.  Friday is such a classic, and the next two are such hollow empty self-parodies.

 I haven't seen Clerks 2, but I'm guessing it falls in this same category.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."