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No. 26

Gordon

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 3:30 AM

I've seen ZARDOZ too... Don't worry, you're not alone in your pain...

Ah, TROLL 2... "You don't piss on hospitality!"... I heard so much about it on the internet, seeing vids from a scene from the film everywhere, that I couldn't resist seeing it... IMO that's not a BAD film, it's inept yet very funny; a bad movie is both stupid and boring. For example, I enjoy the silliness of many Ed Wood flicks, but I was terribly bored with GLEN OR GLENDA...

HIGHLANDER II is bad in every possible way... But hey, at least Virginia Madsen is on it...

No. 27

Nefud

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:54 AM

I've seen ZARDOZ too... Don't worry, you're not alone in your pain...

Ah, TROLL 2... "You don't piss on hospitality!"... I heard so much about it on the internet, seeing vids from a scene from the film everywhere, that I couldn't resist seeing it... IMO that's not a BAD film, it's inept yet very funny; a bad movie is both stupid and boring. For example, I enjoy the silliness of many Ed Wood flicks, but I was terribly bored with GLEN OR GLENDA...

HIGHLANDER II is bad in every possible way... But hey, at least Virginia Madsen is on it...


 i wish everyone could see troll 2 with no warning. it makes it better and worse.

virginia madsen? that's a bonus. you know, for a chick who's taken her top off a lot i just can't help but feel that she could've taken it off MORE

No. 28

one suave folk

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 5:29 PM

These can be both funny and serious.

The first thing that comes to my mind is The Matrix.  The original is a classic and the next two absolutely sucked.  They should have just left it at the original, but you know what happens when there is potential money to be made.


the first matrix is terrible, you're terrible for liking it, hth

every trek past 6

jason goes to hell

every nightmare on elm st. between 3 and new nightmare

x-men 3

Nightmare 3: Dream Warriors is my fave! Patricia Arquette's first film, an Angelo B. score & that crazy scene with Dick Cavett & Zsa Zsa Gabor?! Come on, what's not to love here?!  I have a friend who's campaigning now to be the new Freddy. Yes, they're bringin' it back!!!
 
No. 29

LogicHat

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:04 PM

Nightmare 3: Dream Warriors is my fave! Patricia Arquette's first film, an Angelo B. score & that crazy scene with Dick Cavett & Zsa Zsa Gabor?! Come on, what's not to love here?!  I have a friend who's campaigning now to be the new Freddy. Yes, they're bringin' it back!!!

It is a lot more entertaining than the original, I think. Even if Freddy started joking around at this point.

And your friend (this him?) is a little late, they've just cast Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen).

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No. 30

redbear

Tuesday, April 7, 2009 6:09 PM

Godfather 3.  Ugh, my roomie has a birthday tradition of movie marathons and one year we did all three Godfathers; Great, great and grate.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

No. 31

Gordon

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 1:01 AM

What about SUPERMAN IV? Superman can rebuild walls! The Nuclear Man's nails! Mariel Hemingway breathing in space! Jon Cryer!!

No. 32

one suave folk

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 6:35 PM

Nightmare 3: Dream Warriors is my fave! Patricia Arquette's first film, an Angelo B. score & that crazy scene with Dick Cavett & Zsa Zsa Gabor?! Come on, what's not to love here?!  I have a friend who's campaigning now to be the new Freddy. Yes, they're bringin' it back!!!

It is a lot more entertaining than the original, I think. Even if Freddy started joking around at this point.

And your friend (this him?) is a little late, they've just cast Jackie Earle Haley (Little Children, Watchmen).

No, my buddy is Jerry Lloyd (I was in a film with him).  Freddy was jokey from the first film. When the phone licks Nancy & he says :"I'm your boyfriend now!!!"...
 
No. 33

Booth

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 6:43 PM

When the phone licks Nancy & he says :"I'm your boyfriend now!!!"...
No. 34

WilliamTheBloody

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 6:50 PM

"What about SUPERMAN IV? Superman can rebuild walls! The Nuclear Man's nails! Mariel Hemingway breathing in space! Jon Cryer!!"

Good God, that movie is just...unforgivable. It actually makes Superman III (the one with Richard Pryor) seem okay by comparison.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

No. 35

Booth

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 6:56 PM

It actually makes Superman III (the one with Richard Pryor) seem okay by comparison.
Prime nightmare fuel*


*only true if you watched it as a kid
No. 36

Lynchman72

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 6:56 PM

"What about SUPERMAN IV? Superman can rebuild walls! The Nuclear Man's nails! Mariel Hemingway breathing in space! Jon Cryer!!"

Good God, that movie is just...unforgivable. It actually makes Superman III (the one with Richard Pryor) seem okay by comparison.

 You sure are right, Mr. Bloody!!  I thought III totally blew dog, until IV came out.  Superman II is still the best as far as I'm Concerned.

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 37

WilliamTheBloody

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 7:15 PM

Superman II, still one of the best comic-book movies of all time. It's got a few WTF!?!? moments though. Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiN0Lwvi7CA

(That Superman III robot scene is hilarious and disturbing on several levels)

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

No. 38

Lynchman72

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 7:27 PM

Superman II, still one of the best comic-book movies of all time. It's got a few WTF!?!? moments though. Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiN0Lwvi7CA

(That Superman III robot scene is hilarious and disturbing on several levels)


 Yeah, that was really cheezy!!

There were some cheesy moments, but then again.....it was the 80's.

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

No. 40

Gordon

Wednesday, April 8, 2009 9:02 PM

Hah, I didn't remember the "throwing the S" thing from SUPERMAN II... Just look at the bad guy's face, "what the hell was that?".

The cheesiest moment I remember from SUPERMAN III is Richard Pryor skiing from a building to the street wearing a ridiculous cape... And yes, I had nightmares with the robot woman too...

No. 41

one suave folk

Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:27 PM

What I don't like about the Superman films (& TV show) is that they never do any of the wild supernatural characters from the comics. Why not Brainiac, Mr. Mxyzptlyk, Solomon Grundy, or OF COURSE--- BIZARRO?! It's always that stupid baldy Lex Luthor...

No. 42

WilliamTheBloody

Thursday, April 9, 2009 6:40 PM

"What I don't like about the Superman films (& TV show) is that they never do any of the wild supernatural characters from the comics. Why not Brainiac, Mr. Mxyzptlyk, Solomon Grundy, or OF COURSE--- BIZARRO?! It's always that stupid baldy Lex Luthor... "

So true. Even when they try to tackle one of those characters on "Smallville" they usually screw it up (they did a pretty good job with Brainiac, though). If you want to see those villains handled properly check out the animated series from the 90's. Great stuff, every bit as good as the animated Batman series, IMO.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

No. 43

Gordon

Thursday, April 9, 2009 8:19 PM

Napoleon Solo being so corporately villainish and Richard Pryor pretending to be drunk to fool Mounty Preston King from TP are more evil and kick those guys asses...

No. 44

Booth

Friday, April 10, 2009 8:36 PM

 i wish everyone could see troll 2 with no warning. it makes it better and worse.

No. 45

Nefud

Friday, April 10, 2009 9:02 PM

i would watch the bejeesus out of that movie

No. 46

Gordon

Friday, April 10, 2009 9:52 PM

I can totally see Alvin eating green goo instead of weenies... Later in the film it would be revealed that he ate Sissy Spacek's kid after turning him into a braunschweiger (that's why she hates it so much) and that he's going to see his brother to devour him looking at the stars...

No. 47

bio_hazard

Tuesday, April 14, 2009 7:16 PM

Next Friday and Friday after Next.  Friday is such a classic, and the next two are such hollow empty self-parodies.

 I haven't seen Clerks 2, but I'm guessing it falls in this same category.

No. 48

one suave folk

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 6:44 PM

Next Friday and Friday after Next.  Friday is such a classic, and the next two are such hollow empty self-parodies.

 I haven't seen Clerks 2, but I'm guessing it falls in this same category.


 I liked Clerks 2. Think he did a Night of The Living Dead kinda thing by making it color & moving it to a more open locale. The "Porch Monkey For Life" thing still cracks me up...
No. 49

WilliamTheBloody

Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:20 PM

I actually think Clerks 2 is Kevin Smith's best film. It's a beautiful bookend to the whole ViewAskewniverse.

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

No. 50

Kevin6002

Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:00 PM

Gremlins 2.  I did not like it at all.  I would like to see another Gremlins movie, like Gremlins in the hood or something like that.

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