These can be both funny and serious.
The first thing that comes to my mind is The Matrix. The original is a classic and the next two absolutely sucked. They should have just left it at the original, but you know what happens when there is potential money to be made.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
