Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

(Yes, I know. I'm almost as hot as Babara Bush.)

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

I'm going to keep this in the realm of fantasy.

M.I.A. - (URAQT, is her dad a dealer? cause she's dope to me.)  Really; gorgeous, names her first two albums CDs files after her mom and dad and was denied a visa by the state department (because they're fuckwits jackasses concerned for our safety,) what's not to like? (Cosmic Crap!  If her dad really were a dealer I'd probably explode from joy at merely being in the same reality with such a person.)

The teller that works the business account line at the bank.  Cute, nice and I have first hand sense data of her existence. Sure she works for Spank Me America but, as this is fantasy, she's probably bringing it down from the inside.

In reality I tend to like to get to know someone a bit before we commence to licking. ("Beware karmic entanglements" - George Washington or maybe it was the Buddha, anyway one of those dead guys.)

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

I'm looking for someone with the looks of Janet Reno and the laugh of Fran Drescher.

EDIT - and if I'm REALLY lucky the voice of Rosie Perez.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

*and the hair of Russell Brand

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Phil Spector's hair only

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

You are out of luck on Phil (Susan will like this)

Movie-Edward Cullen aka Robert Pattinson

Christian Bale

Josh Hartnett

Bückstabü Blog

-David Bowie

-Jake Gyllenhall 

-Jude Law 

-Morrissey 

-Rob Pattinson

-Alex James

-Bret Anderson

Kaley Cuoco...Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"....what a fox!

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

The little bitch
Is awfully sorry
The little bitch
Drinks you up