I think Stu Townsend, who's not anything special elsewhere, made a hot-ass, pasty, skinny, leather pants'd rock star vampire in Queen of the Damned.

yeah that's him.  I almost choke saying this, but I thought Tom Cruise was a much better Lestat in Interview With the Vampire.  The Queen of the Damned movie was lame-o.

Christian Bale in American Psycho was a vision of male perfection, except for that whole psycho with an ax thing.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Billy Zane has a young Brando thing going on, but, needless to say, has aged much better. He did The Mad after Three (Survival Island, where he was paunchy and sporting the beginnings of a friar) and still looks as yummy as he did in Dead Calm and Lake Consequence.

I could watch Brando in Streetcar a million times.  The same for Paul Newman in The Hustler. 

Watching 300 made me incredibly horny.  I got me some that night.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Ben:  "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight.  All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest."

Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"

Hugh Jackman

Just saw him talking to Jon Stewart on The Daily Show and oh, yum yum...

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."

 you both have great taste, those are two talented and handsome men. even though they both keep popping up in godawful superhero movies. you're better than that, guys!

Diora Baird is playing an orion chick in the new star trek movie, which has given me some kind of advance-boner.

clip contains boobage, though tasteful, it is NSFW:

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2009/04/28/amber-heard-topless-in-some-movie-of-the-day/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA6UVzvIUR4

I think so, too.

http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2009/05/topic/topic/vixens/megan-foxs-esquire-photoshoot/

That said, she could stand to gain 10 lbs or so if she wants to be Angelina sexy. (And she does.)

Bony is good for fashion, but sex = t&a. A little subcutaneous fat keeps you looking young longer.

Rose Mcgowan, Jennifer Tilly, Christina Ricci.

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."