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| 76. Friday, May 15, 2009 7:44 PM |
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poor fella, you probably haven't seen her post-plastic surgery. real shame. :( |
I would not see her face unless there's a mirror in front of her. ya dig!
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| 77. Friday, May 15, 2009 8:07 PM |
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Jessica Biel...is that one OK!
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| 78. Friday, May 22, 2009 12:53 PM |
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The Fat Kardashian (can't think of her name)
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 79. Friday, May 22, 2009 4:52 PM |
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That is her name.
"What? Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea..."
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| 80. Sunday, May 24, 2009 8:07 PM |
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Why do the Kardashians taste like Bruce Jenner?
Ben: "We've laid in a gala reception for your fair-haired boys tonight. All of Twin Peaks' best and brightest." Jerry: "We're holding it in a phone booth?"
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| 81. Wednesday, May 27, 2009 2:02 PM |
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Nefud fresh after a brisk 3 mile jog
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 82. Thursday, May 28, 2009 10:41 AM |
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This fine looking chocolately man I keep seeing at the plasma center. But how does one approach a guy in that sort of setting?
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| 83. Thursday, May 28, 2009 10:52 AM |
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just walk up and calmly explain that you need a donation, and you dont mean plasma
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| 84. Thursday, May 28, 2009 12:14 PM |
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"melt in my mouth"
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| 85. Monday, August 24, 2009 4:02 PM |
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Nobody.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 86. Thursday, May 28, 2009 1:15 PM |
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QUOTE: | QUOTE:This fine looking chocolately man I keep seeing at the plasma center. But how does one approach a guy in that sort of setting? |
Just tell him you are into DP. |
You see, the bad thing about the internet is that you can't slap people like the bitches that they are.
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| 87. Monday, August 24, 2009 4:02 PM |
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Nobody.
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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| 88. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:34 PM |
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| QUOTE:This fine looking chocolately man I keep seeing at the plasma center. But how does one approach a guy in that sort of setting? |
I used to work at an anapheresis clinic. Flirting with patients is kind of like flirting at an S&M bar.
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| 89. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:50 PM |
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I used to work at an anapheresis clinic.
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Apheresis?
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| 90. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:59 PM |
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Whoops, you got me. I was a paramedical aesthetician after that (and I just had a cocktail)hence the typo.
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| 91. Thursday, May 28, 2009 8:05 PM |
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QUOTE:I was a paramedical aesthetician
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Giving people makeovers in the ambulance.
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| 92. Thursday, May 28, 2009 11:45 PM |
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QUOTE:QUOTE:I was a paramedical aesthetician
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Giving people makeovers in the ambulance.
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Heh. Get a headstart for the morgue folks.
I never actually did this procedure, but you can inject Botox into the armpits to treat anaphoresis.
Taking blood is boring compared to the sadistic things aestheticians can do: lasering zits and hair, waxing buttcracks (the anus bleaching hadn't taken off yet), burning and sanding off wrinkles and scars. Ah, the price of beauty!
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| 93. Tuesday, June 2, 2009 10:25 AM |
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Emma Watson (Hermione from Harry Potter films)
"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this." -Dale Cooper
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