Lemme from Motorhead is one ugly SOB.  But I guess Motorhead doesn't really appeal to the masses.

I get a bit tired of the thing that talent=good looks.  Does anyone think that Britney Spears or those hookers that call themselves the Pussycat Dolls can really sing?  I get super pissed about how performers of this caliber present themselves as role models for young girls.  Hey girls, if you dress like a ho you will be famous. 

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

Remember the lyrics to the Leonard Cohen song "Chelsea Hotel" where the woman (whom he identified as being Janis Joplin) says to him... "We are ugly but we have the music" after the lyrics "She told me again she preferred handsome men but for me she would make an exception."  It's especially fun to hear the beautiful Rufus Wainwright sing the same lyrics in his version .

 I prefer craggy to handsome.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

~ Amanda

"Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave..."

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

I prefer my head on an unmade bed.

Showbiz Tonight on CNN had a big debate over whether this nice singing lady needed a makeover.

Audiences eat this narrative up.

I wouldn't be surprised if they made her under to increase the effect.

Hairy mole coming up.  Most folks said no to the makeover.  So much has been made over the fact this woman has never been kissed and now the consensus (sp?) seems to be that she will have more dates than she can handle. 

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/marc_malkin/b120462_susan_boyle_dying_win_britains_got.html

See? Not so bad. At the lesbian bars around here she'd be a knockout.

The thing that pisses me off about the whole thing is that...as usual...the UK media grab ahold of something like this and milk it for all its worth for weeks, hell we even got 'Susan Boyle pops out for a smoked sausage supper..' in the papers. I mean come on does anyone really give a shit what she eats??

 I was happy to see her do well on BGT, but the constant stories in the press are really beginning to get on my tits, I swear if I read one more story about her in the papers I'll fucking scream.

 LOL at her being mentioned in South Park

"Ive got good news....that gum you like is going to come back in style!"

"I'm a WHOLE DAMN TOWN!"