Things we would pay money to not see. (Idea came after reading the 'who would you like to punch thread' and imagining a Rush Limbaugh/Michael Moore jello wrestling match for title of blow hard of the universe.)

Non sequiturs.  The rule being that no post in the thread can have anything to do with anything else in the thread.

"It's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind." - D. Cooper

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer." - P. Atreides

"Whoever can see through all fear will always be safe" - L. tzu

"Why Audrey and Coop didn't end up together?" and "FWWM deleted scenes - When?"...

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Hmmm, that's a good one. 

These 2 would have to be included in my Top 5.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

jesus, is that supposed to be muhammed ali?

the worst poster ever...well....it's a tie. the "che guvara" and "jon belushi from animal house" posters hanging in 90% of college dorm rooms are just terrible.

runner up: klimpt's "the kiss"

 Glad to hear that Animal House is still making the college scene.  That's my sister "Babs" below.

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 In the final scene her Jackie Kennedy pink suit is ripped off during the parade when the float is destroyed.  She ends up in her brassiere, girdle and a pair of nylon stockings.  And shoes.  So... sort of, but not as declothed as most women on the beach.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

 Yeah, literally.  Except that her name is Martha Smith.  She's my baby sister.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin

"Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black coffee. Like this."  -Dale Cooper

And if I remember correctly, Booth has never shared his past.  Or present.  Not like I'm curious.

Susan

     
“Half a truth is often a great lie.”

Ben Franklin